Poulpie D. Awkward ||-//

🐙She/Sheitan. 31📍Paris (FR) Hello Friend. Welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring! Sometimes I make people laugh while talking about my life and I'm not sure how I should react.... Sometimes you hear me on the radio and you can definitely catch me at live show. FLUCTUAT NEC MERGITUR |-/

[homunculus-argument]

Dogs' dreams are easily entered but you'll have to understand that as the dog has less desire to question the dream or disrupt its natural flow, the dog is in charge of the dream. You may remain lucid, but you're going to be doing whatever the dog wants to be doing. You will both be chasing rabbits on all fours, but this time the leash doesn't exist and you can keep up instead of dragging behind or just standing there yelling for the dog to come back. Which is what the dog would have dreamed of anyhow.

Dogs never forget their dreams, but they always forget that it was just a dream. So every single time they see a rabbit in the waking world, they'll forget that the leash is real and that you can't join the chase.

[nerry-a-care]

What about cats' dreams?

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody knows. Their little skulls are impenetrable.

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rrrick]

[daggersandarrows]

you know, the more i think about it, the angrier i get about how mainstream media and even people in general treated marie kondo when the life changing magic of tidying up got big. it's just so unnecessary and sad to me and i think the vast majority of people would love what she has to say if they just actually looked into it instead of maliciously memeing her to death? i'm not talking about the cutesy does it spark joy stuff but all the things portraying her as some bizarre evil cleaning dictator.

i actually read her book when i was about twelve years old, in the most shocking and probably only example of me ever being ahead of a trend, and even at twelve i really loved everything she said. at that point in time i lived in fear of my mother's threats that she would come and throw everything away while i was school, and my small and very adhd mind simply could not grasp the concept of "have less stuff". have less of WHICH stuff? how? i'd never actually been taught how to clean my room besides being told "pick up stuff" and "be organized", and as she points out multiple times, cleaning is not an intuitive thing. it's a learned behavior and skill.

anyways. her entire philosophy centers on surrounding yourself with things that you love, and only things that you love (or things that you absolutely need). she explicitly says over and over again that it is not about throwing things away, it is not about minimalism, it is not about "what is the smallest amount possible that you can survive on". she literally has a whole section where she talks about how hard it can be to throw things away when you've lived in poverty all your life and you don't have absolute confidence that you can replace something that you really needed if it gets thrown out, even though you're not likely to ever really need it--you've just been conditioned to think that because that's literally how you survive, when you're poor. she talks about how that mindset can serve and how it can damage. she talks about how minimalism is sort of a rich people thing, cause they can afford to throw everything away.

this woman really came out here and said "i want you to be surrounded by things you love and i'm going to validate your fears and your difficulties in getting to that place" and people somehow got mad at her. i don't understand it

[stevishabitat]

👆👆👆

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[voidingintotheshout]

Vague image ID:

Image one: a black-and-white image with some weird eyeball letters that say you are gay.

Image two: that guy from Malcolm in the middle and breaking bad with the same eyeball letters, saying me? And him pointing to himself.

Image three: some lady. I don’t know who and the eyeball text below her says maybe so.

End ID.

[lesbianumbreon]

[ospreyonthemoon]

the image above this is an edited meme of a cat saying "you mean the fucking unown", unown are a pokemon that come in shapes for every letter in the english alphabet, which is what the "eyeball letters" the previous id mentioned are.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[boopsloop656]

[sapient-simian]

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

[theunvanquishedzims]

[thememedaddy]

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[serpents-fr]

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[femalepope]

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

[gghero]

popular ship will kill the patient. they need fanart of that one character no one likes or cares about to live

[karatekamania]

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

[karatekamania]

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

[cryptotheism]

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

[cryptotheism]

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

[cryptotheism]

Bad news about the divine