𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾?

ᵀʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ʰᵃᵖᵖⁱⁿᵉˢˢ⠘ ᔆᵃⁱˡᵒʳ ᴹᵒᵒⁿ⸴ ᴬᵘᵗᵘᵐⁿ⸴ ᔆᵉˣ⸴ ᔆᵗᵘᵈⁱᵒ ᴳʰⁱᵇˡⁱ ᶠⁱˡᵐˢ⸴ ᶠᵉˡⁱⁿᵉˢ⸴ ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁿᵉᶜᵉˢˢᵃʳⁱˡʸ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳ‧

[awkwardrina]

Missing October already ❤️🖤🥺

[depsidase]

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[katiewilsonxp]

Some pretty pictures I found from my trip to Scotland. Castle Eileen Donan. 

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[porcelainapparition]

Chelsea, Massachusetts

circa 1900

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[chongoblog]

How could you forget the classic

[raptorcivilization]

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

[raptorcivilization]

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[tiredandjaded]

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

[artemis-pendragon]

The Baby Youtube memes are so specifically funny to me as a daycare teacher like I cannot express how much my kids LITERALLY talk to each other about the silly little events in their silly little lives with the false gravitas and flare of click bait

[wallnoises]

I am also a daycare teacher and it’s never not funny to me when a 4 y/o is hyping up something that they’re SO excited to tell me about and it’s usually always prefaced with “guess WHAT” or “did you know that-“… everything is so big and new and novel for them :’)

[unusual-suspects]

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[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[worldsandemanations]

Lake Superior agates

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[pyrrhiccomedy]

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[thegenderal]

as a denizen of this busted ass website for half my life now i do know how staff works and i’m going to lay out what they think will happen as someone who has witnessed this exact thing play out

People get very mad for a few days and then roll over and accept the change to the enclosure. This is what they are betting on. They have had meetings about this.

Getting around it: set an alarm. Get mad not just now, but in a few days, a week, two weeks. They are expecting people to sigh and get over this very odd edit to the site in a few days. Keep flooding them for more than just tonight. Be mad for the week, for the month. Leave a message every day.

[thegenderal]

like . I cant even blame them for being like “we’ll monitor for the week”. Remember when they changed the blue back in like 2015? This website acted like staff had gone into their house and shot their dog. We’re here because we’re allergic to change and therefore it’s hard to parse if people hate the change because it’s bad or because we go into thermonuclear meltdown over what color blue the background of the website is. Just continue to bug them beyond today and beyond this week.

[drfunkbeat]

Another "for later" step I'd recommend is, once the changes are out in the mobile app (NOT YET), leave a one star review on the app store and mention why. If the rating goes down significantly, that provides quantitative evidence that people do not want this change and it's a bad idea.