Entertain Me Easily

My name is Brynn. 30. Lesbian. Engaged Stay a while. Hyper fixations ahoy.

[orpheusismefr]

[dailymarvelgifs]

kate bishop + her bow and arrow 🏹

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[flowerlady1917]

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

[808-bantar]

fucken die bro

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[toskarin]

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[hollowboobtheory]

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

[hollowboobtheory]

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

[jaoxn]

You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real

[cipheramnesia]

I don’t see that as a deal breaker.

[luntfontanne]

1. Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho 2. The 100 1x01 - “Pilot” (2014) dir. Bharat Nalluri 3. Manifest Destiny #5 (2014) written by Chris Dingess, art by Matthew Roberts & Owen Gieni / 4. The Low, Low Woods #1 (2020) written by Carmen Maria Machado, art by Dani 5. Hannibal 1x05 - “Coquilles” (2013) dir. Guillermo Navarro 6. Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland 7. Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki 8. The Ritual (2017) dir. David Bruckner 9. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt illustration by Marek Madej / 10. Fallout 4 concept art by Ray Lederer 11. Hannibal 3x02 - “Primavera” (2015) dir. Vincenzo Natali 12. Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele [Deleted Scene]

[power-chords]

My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[thehappybroadcast]

Even adults like getting gold stars once in a while. With this in mind, the recycling council of Christchurch, New Zealand, launched an initiative to encourage households to do better at recycling. Anyone who does an exceptionally good job at putting out the right items – and properly cleaned, too – gets a gold star added to their curbside recycling bin, visible for the whole neighborhood to see. Anyone who fails repeatedly to improve their recycling gets a warning letter before their bin is confiscated. People love it. Recycling rates have improved significantly, with 80% of truck contents now being processed by sorters. This is a huge improvement over the past few months. Ross Trotter, the city’s Resource Recovery manager, said: “We thought it was important that rather than being negative all the time and telling them what they can’t do let’s give them some positive reinforcement, and give them a gold sticker reward – something that other residents can see ‘hey, they’re a great recycler.’ And it’s amazing the number of people that come to us and say, ‘How do I get one of those stickers?’” Source: Treehugger https://www.treehugger.com/new-zealand-recycling-gold-star-5088423

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Ohmygod I would do so much for an adult gold star

[ruffboi-mags]

[ewokshootsfirst]

The warning notes even say WHAT you put in that was the problem so that you can change. I didn’t know that you could get A STAR though. I NEED ONE.

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[brothfan1997]

i feel like being a dragon type trainer would be the pokemon universe equivalent of being a horse girl because the whole thing would just be so complicated and expensive. there’s just no way someone with a dragonite or a salamence is ever going to shut up about having a dragonite or a salamence. something about owning a huge beast

[woobertdoo]

[panduus]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

found the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

[deliriumcrow]

I didn't know this was a thing but now I need so much more of it

[doncherrycola]

thinking about this again

[ass-master-2000]

[thebirdroads]

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

[birdnerd18]

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]