You matter very much. Want to see a cool rock?

Just here to be kind and dumb and funny. Full of rage and love, rent with grief, clinging to hope, grateful and wanting. She/They, 20-something

[teantacles-deactivated20200702]

A cut transgirl romance comic by Garun

[malefic35]

This just restored my faith in humanity

[zocomi]

Honey are you OK? You rebloged Garun’s comics 5 times today

[clevermanka]

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

original tweet

[littledeconstruction-deactivate]

WELLS ARE DEEP, OKAY

[neuroticpantomime]

I really love the small change from “a well” to “her well”

[ten-and-donna]

she’s been down there for a year, it’s her damn well

[k-eke]

Be careful princess  🌸

[grotusrinocerose]

[heatandapathy]

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

[gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda-d]

Smh, why do all these samurai have only one sword?

[whaddit]

minecraft achievement premise

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where is he getting the statistics for this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Who is running these polls

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also he made this statement during August. Not exactly a peak stew month.

[rikmach]

Also, what conclusion are we supposed to draw based on this statistic?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Probably that men are getting girlier and things used to be better in the past or something which seems to be what conservatives think about at least half of the time (the other half of their time spent thinking about scantily clad women posing on motorcycles) but what baffles me is that he chose to use eating stew as his sign of manliness. Stew. The famously easy to share family dinner that people of all genders and diets can enjoy in some form or another.

[demeter1111]

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth.

(@ wonderofscience on Twitter)

Timelapse created from images courtesy of the Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit, NASA Johnson Space Center(ISS061-E-110520-111341 eol.jsc.nasa.gov).

[rudjedet]

@interstellar-lamb

[xelbleedsglitter]

At first I thought, "What happened that these black bars of picture are missing suddenly?" And then they ILLUMINATED and :O

[robyn-runestone]

I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)

[musicisthetranslationofasoul]

its goTS A FUZZY HEAD!!!!!

[xenobotanist]

The Resplendent Quetzal: a birb

[yeehawpim]

[marleysfinest]

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

[teaboot]

Okay there all look great with the EXCEPTION of Howl's bed, are you kidding me

Look at that thang. The duvet, the pillowcases- that shit is embroidered and beaded to FUCK. That's your victorian great-great-grandmother's fanciest display sheets for the decorative guest room nobody ever uses. You roll over the wrong way on one of those appliqué czech glass flowers and lose a goddamn eye. Abrasive as hell. Too delicate to machine-wash, too, so the fabric itself gotta be tough like sandpaper. That, or frayed all to shit, like you shift a little in the night and get sequins falling all over like a drunk queen in a bouncy castle. You know I'm right. Look at him. Look at how he's sleeping and tell me that man's so much as SAT on those sheets in his life. My girl Sophie did her best but we all know that's his fancy interior design hashtag #aesthetic Instagram influencer background room. He doesn't SLEEP there, he sleeps on the couch or on the floor or in the reclined seat of his busted-out Subaru in the garage that hasn't worked right in five years cause he doesn't know what an oil change is. That's the room he uses for makeup tutorials and Shien Hauls (derogatory). Look at that man. Look at him for five seconds and tell me he isn't gonna wake up in an hour crying over snagged hair and floral imprints on his face. What the HELL Sophie baby that blowdried bitch has a twelve step twice daily skin care routine and you're RUINING it. Walked right past his twin size flannel futon in the corner down the hall and dumped him in the biggest bed she could find like a bedazzled roadkill possum. Didn't even put his bonnet on. Sophie I love you so much but first thing he does after he chips his nails clawing his way out of that thing is get your Amelia Bedilia ass. I'm so sorry

[minimal-effort-name]

This almost compares to that guy who wrote The Rant about hating Olaf

[teaboot]

you mean this guy

[hellsitegenetics]

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[hellsitegenetics]

just wait until this guy finds out what soy sauce is made of

[marleysfinest]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THIS POST???? WHAT IS GOING ON?????? I MADE THAT GHIBLI POST IN THE RAIN WAITING FOR THE BUS IN 8 SECONDS HOW HAS IT DESCENDED TO SOYBEANS EVERY TIME I CHECK ON THIS ITS GOTTEN PROGRESSIVELY MORE INSANE WHAT THE FUCK

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[leghorned]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[identitty-dickruption]

my utopia has disability in it. my utopia includes free healthcare and no-questions welfare and state-funded carers. my utopia includes building requirements that centre disabled bodies — ramps and lifts and dimmer switches and braille signs. my utopia has disability in it. because without disability, it’s not much of a utopia at all

[identitty-dickruption]

we have to give ourselves permission to imagine disabled futures. we’ve been told, either implicitly or explicitly that we shouldn’t exist, so it becomes hard to imagine a perfect world populated with people like us. but loving ourselves and our communities is about being able to imagine a future that has us in it. there is a perfect world where people are happily disabled. and that’s what I’m fighting for — the chance that we can slowly take steps towards that world. imagine disabled futures

[synthdykes]

is that a compass in your pocket or does your peenus always point to true north

[i-am-l-ananas]

Using the CMYK colour model

let's make a colour

cyan

magenta

yellow

black

Voting ended onMar 14, 2024

[i-am-l-ananas]

50/23/15/11

pretty! something I'd expect to see a fancy ceramic kitchenware set in

[i-am-l-ananas]

31/26/18/24

a soft blue grey. you've remodeled the house and have done the front entrance in this

[i-am-l-ananas]

31/31/18/20

a nice muted lavender. the sort of thing you'd see on packaging for teas for sleep

[i-am-l-ananas]

30/33/22/16

magenta has pulled ahead! the purply shade clouds on the edges of sunsets take on sometimes

[i-am-l-ananas]

soft muted colours are beautiful; let's take a moment to enjoy them

image credit: 1, 2, 3, 4

[i-am-l-ananas]

soft muted colours are beautiful; let's take a moment to enjoy them

image credit: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[jewishdragon]

@the-barbearian

EXPLAIN

[the-barbearian]

I USED TO VOLUNTEER AT THIS ZOO EXTENSIVELY!!!

This was a really cool enrichment project that allowed our orangutans to interact with the public in a way that was safe, engaging, and most importantly on the orangutans' terms. There is a button on the wall that the orangs could press and would douse visitors with a quick spray of water, and was especially enticing on hot days!

So the handsome fella on the sign is one of the male orangutans named Bajik when he was a kid. Bajik was a very playful and mischievous little guy, and figured the button out pretty quickly. Visitors learned of this and would point to the button to try and get him to press it so they could get a shower, and Bajik would SIKE THEM OUT. He'd go up to the button like he was gonna press it and get visitors all excited BEFORE RUNNING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!

It really is incredible, getting to know these animals on such a personal level. Visiting certain animals is like visiting old friends, and really puts into perspective how similar we are with our close cousins. I'm happy to announce that Bajik is now a proud father, and has learned parental skills from his father, Boomer. Boomer was the first male orangutan ever documented to provide parental care to Bajik, playing with him and carrying him around as a baby/child. And it appears Bajik learned these behaviors, and is doing the same for his firstborn son, Fajar. I've known Bajik and his mate Leela since I was 13 years old giving talks at their enclosure to visitors. I'm very, very proud of him and Leela for being such wonderful parents.

Here's the handsome man nowadays! (Photos courtesy of the Toledo Zoo)

And of course, his little one, Fajar.

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t tg at at a tg t t , ca t t t t c ca & cct t. T t t t t t “a tat aga, ’ t ” & t ag a t t tt . c t t’ tat tat t a t aga tg. acta ct t t t. tg . A ’ t t ct at att t a t t

Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

[wizardarchetypes]

NO WAY