idk

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[bogleech]

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[cordyceps-sapiens]

bastard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s October which means ya’ll finally get to see THIS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bird-big]

[sehyn]

my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What are your opinions on ass?

i know ya’ll are collectively obsessed with the sexual and humorous asspects aspects of ass, but when i contemplate butts it’s mostly with gratitude that i’m carrying around comfy built-in padding to sit down on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

People say "fatass" like that's not by far the most comfortable and cozy ass type

[vaporwavesimulator]

also werewolves that dont fit into the ‘stereotypical werewolf’ criteria are nice as well. i want a story where it turns out the dainty and sweet lady is the monster that slaughters people every full moon.

[vaporwavesimulator]

Please.

[bigmammallama5]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

kudos to Game of Throne showrunners for discovering the best way to give fans closure is to make the final season so bad they would have stopped watching anyway

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my apologies for the false attribution, apparently Lost and Sherlock did it first

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

opals look fake tbh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the type of magical nonsense that gets reluctant dwarves sent on quests

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Today I learned about opalized fossilization and it was because I had to fact check Gaud’s tags.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

opalized fossils are ridiculous i love them!!!!

here’s some opalized dinosaur teeth!!!

even petrified wood gets opalized!!!

opalize my bones

[henryjgarrett]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adamsmasher]

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

[starfire003]

Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[1617]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

[talesfromtreatment]

This is a very happy kitten.

So blissful that he got stuck in his happy pose for about 10 seconds.

[soupspoon13]

Scorpions can’t sting you while the camera is open.

[thecolabubble]

this is a scooby doo chase scene