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I love the new episode my only gripe is that they got it completely the wrong way around.

I was almost certain when I saw the promo it was gonna be Jake that wanted kids and Amy not sure. They had the opportunity to further Amy's point when she first became a sergeant of wanting respect and being scared to lose it and not being taken seriously if she got pregnant which is a serious issue in modern workplaces. And she could've made a point of comparing to her brothers and how much they've given up for their kids and that her nieces and nephews make up for her not having her own.

Whereas Jake doesnt have any real siblings and his one half sister doesn't have her own children so besides Nikolaj, Iggy and Terry's daughters he doesn't have any presences like that in his life. His issues with his own father could drive him to want to be a better dad and furthermore Jake has mentioned having kids multiple times throughout the show but Amy never has, and I feel like this is a major continuity issue.

I know everyone's super mad about the latest episode

And I 100% agree that if they did go down the route they did Jake should've faced a lot more consequences than he did because what he did was forked up but can I add a little fuel to the fire?

Theres some borderline major continuity issues with this episode namely Nikolaj's age. Jake mentions explicitly that Nikolaj is 8 in this episode but in the previous season Charles says in multiple episodes that he is 4, the same age as Terry's daughters Cagney and Lacey at the time.

It's very rare that the main casts ages are actually mentioned but we have a general idea and at the end of the day there isn't much difference between a 34 year old and someone who is 38. But those same 4 years are really significant when it comes to children.

We know at the start of the series that Cagney and Lacey are around the age of 1, and each between the start of each season its roughly a year each time. So them being 4 at the start of season 5 works out, making them the same age as Nikolaj.

Now if season 5 and 6 had the same break between them then Nikolaj could be 6 maybe even 7 but season 6 actually picked off where season 5 left off having no in universe time pass. And although not each episode explicitly says they occur close to one another it's easy to assume that they are especially during the time the 1st floor was shut. The only real exception I can think of is when Gina hands in her 2 week notice, and then doesn't leave for an extra week.

But even then I doubt these episodes could make up for 2 missing years, you can chalk it up and say Jake just said 8 because he doesn't know much about kids but with how consistently Charles corrects Jake's pronunciation of Nikolaj I highly doubt he'd just let it slide that he got his age wrong. And what does this mean for Cagney and Lacey? Who have always had consistent ages throughout the series, are they 8 too since they were said to be the same age last season. What about Ava who was actually born during the series, has she got 3 random additional years too making her 5 now?

I'm sorry but things like this really upset me especially with shows like b99 who always deliver on consistency.

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #b99 spoilers #rant #charles boyle #jake peralta #season 6 #gintars

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I really want an episode storyline focused around Jake being a dork about having kids but Amy being really reluctant and Jake can't figure out why but Amy tells Rosa that's she's worried getting pregnant and having kids will get in the way of her career and Jake's like "It's fine we'll just adopt or find a surrogate and I'll do all the late nights and school drop offs" and I just want supportive homemaker Jake and badass working mom Amy

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