PhD in putting Barbies in the Blender

Batz | adult (minors 🚫) | she/her | battybatzgirl @ AO3

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

I've gotten this question a lot over the past few years, so here's blanket permission: feel free to draw, write, or create media (videos, playlists, podfic, whathaveyou) based on one of my fics. I'm 100% okay with it -- just tag me so I can know/scream about it! However, if you want to write something specifically based on a fic of mine, please ask ahead of time it if it will draw directly from/be a continuation of the original work. 💕

[ponderosa121]

Be supportive.

(Hi. I can't stop thinking about Widow's Bay.)

[ozempicofficial]

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[willowfoot]

The Donquixote Family is so evil but also on god their sheer comedic potential is unmatched. Literally nobody is doing it like them. In a modern/mundane AU where things are better and no one dies, they would have the most deranged family sitcom energy in existence and it completely fries me

[hikaru103]

We love this man

[momosweetpeach]

a silly response comic in regards to Law's sinfully low jeans

[hails-bop]

With my own eyes I just watched Matt Smith utter the word Superwholock in the year of our lord 2026.

[threi]

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[sexchangedotcom]

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

nothing more terrifying than telling your coauthor "that would make me ugly sob" and then them going silent

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

The fact Zac Oyama is playing a hot sexy 80s vampire rn and is barely getting hit on by the table with his hotness being more of a gag but back when he played a 90 year old cowboy they were all salivating for him.

[islandoforder]

lavonte finishing that conversation with maya by doing a lil shovel talk for coming in between him and his boy bestie….. my guy you are simply never going to beat the allegations

[vaguedisapproval]

mitch becoming instantly enamoured with italian roofus, and the rest of the coterie immediately buying every piece of merch tied to a dog's rebrand? that's an autistic man finding his new hyperfixation, and his friends immediately noticing and further enabling said hyperfixation.

[spinchingout]

brennan kinda nailed the whole “i care so much as long as it’s exactly my way and everyone agrees with me and if not then i won’t try” type of leftism. i wanted to like maya soooo bad but being 100% ready and willing to sever ties with purpees best shot at resurgence without a second thought bc of things she mostly made up about them in her head if they did not succeed in “proving” themselves to her as if her approval is the goal and not, u know, fixing what needs fixing………some of us need to be taking notes and REALLY internalizing them

[zephyrmarki]

an odious occurrence in oda

[yokozumi]

so i finished the dressrosa arc