fuck terfs :3

Hai, I'm Azura :3 she/they pfp is this picrew: https://toon-me-picrew.carrd.co/

[azura2298]

alr pinned post time

im not telling you anything about me, have fun trying to build a persona for me while scrolling through the chaotic bullshit here

oh I am a minor tho so yeah

[ruinedchildhood]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

This post represents tumblr

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

i mean Anal is hot, Peg them

[azura2298]

how dare you say nice girls piss on the poor

[huanggugugu]

The science pet, always come in handy.

[guerrillatech]

[oneheadtoanother]

[guerrillatech]

[maykitz]

marcille and falin baking some desserts

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Here I am eating some delicious moss.

[creekfiend]

ok that one is pretty cute im ngl

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Thank you! Here's another angle on my climbing skills and eartufts.

[halondrus]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[stud-yawgmoth]

My analysis of "Asimov's Tail:"

It's the inverse of Chekov's Gun ("If there's a gun on the table in act 1, it should go off in act 3" or someone like that). Asimov's Tail is like saying "If a gun goes off in act 3, it should be on the table in act 1."

You don't need that for guns because we all know what guns are. A character in a modern setting pulling out a gun to win a fight on page 120 isn't going to bother the reader. But a tail is unexpected: You need the reader to buy in to and expect the tail before it becomes plot-relevant, or it'll read like a deus ex machina.

(Another comparison is Chekov was talking about the stage, and Asimov is talking about books. Asimov's Tail may not be as applicable to the stage, where the audience can all clearly see the character's tail in his costume.)

Separately, Asimov doesn't just say "You have to describe the tail," but "Someone has to step on the tail." Your character's trait or ability that will help them in a critical moment later in the plot must also have downsides. This will make the character feel more real, even if they're fantastical and alien.

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

do you guys like my dead body more than me. be honest

[fagfrey]

can no one respect my grave for five minutes.

[azura2298]

no 💥🔫

[sandmandaddy69]

[galadrielspeaks]

[beemovieerotica]

[catchymemes]

@goth-queen

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[the-real-seebs]

i'm ready for someone to publish the full manga

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely