Azyreth

>:3

[nightcattheslugcat1]

if (sight()==lizard)&(random(1)==0): killLizard() else: if sight()==lizard: run()

[azyreth]

behold

[nightcattheslugcat1]

if (sight()==lizard)&(random(1)==0): killLizard() else: if sight()==lizard: run()

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[starbqsauce]

Being asexual while playing smash or pass is so fun bcuz I just be lying

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

I just want to point out to everybody that this phone has DMX ports, which is the wiring system used by industrial stage lighting. you could theoretically use this phone to program stage lights.

[azyreth]

I’m actually working on building something very similar that.

I’m basing it off an ESP32-S3 because I don’t need very much RAM for all I need to do, and I want it to have a battery that lasts ages

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[azyreth]

I have no accent because it’s everyone ELSE that has an accent, not me. You can trust this because my opinion makes up the objective truth, and bias is what happens when someone disagrees with me.

[killdegardvonbangin]

In The Stormlight Archives the primary world religion, Vorinism, believes symmetry is divine. Women in this world are expected to arbitrarily cover their left hand as a modesty rule. This means that in a world where symmetry is viewed as divine, women, and only women, have a body that is by default viewed as asymmetrical

SO what do we think?

This cultural misogyny was written intentionally

This cultural misogyny was not written intentionally

This isn’t actually misogynistic

According to Words of Brandon… (explain in tags)

It’s a SETUP for something TOTALLY AMAZING he’s gonna do in arc 2 frfr

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

I’m pretty sure the misogyny was purposeful, but maybe I’m wrong

[azyreth]

Well yeah the misogyny was obviously purposeful, but I don’t think the original concept behind it was ever this damn perfect.

[azyreth]

It’s really neat your mental state actually does control how you see the world. I don’t mean figuratively, with optimism and such- no I mean the world literally looks noticeably different now that I’ve not been depressed for a few years.

[a-field-of-thistles]

mmmmm What shard would I be?

[cosmereplay]

congrats on killing god! time to find out what schtick you're stuck with forever. also i'm not writing descriptions for fifteen different re

[a-field-of-thistles]

New tag game guyssss

@erratic-dragon-fruit @moons-third-braincell @inferno-the-skywing @like-that-one-weird-dog-thing @lightweaver-naeuri @that-androgynous-lightweaver @patternmyson @burrbeast @mightymo63 @shreekofjoy + anyone else who would like to participate

[lightweaver-naeuri]

@mayaeatsbooks @nooneinnportant @overseercrimson @achillbeing @bread-lord-khubz and everyone else who wants to :)

[bread-lord-khubz]

hehehe devotion as well!

tag list: @humanfox030 @parentscomputer-official @sailorspren + anyone else who wants to play!

[humanfox030]

Something Hoid to be said about this result but I'll leave it to the reader to think up.

[azyreth]

@mizeress

Apparently I know myself quite well

Oh actually this reminds me @pleasantlygrimm lemme know if you wanna duke it out for mercy

[pleasantlygrimm]

I'm in, how we doin this?

[azyreth]

Roughly twelve hours from now, I will send you the details

[azyreth]

the secret to happiness is using the entire bag of chocolate chips when making cookies

[azyreth]

TIP: you can increase the softness of your cookies by adding a little extra butter

[azyreth]

the secret to happiness is using the entire bag of chocolate chips when making cookies

[a-field-of-thistles]

mmmmm What shard would I be?

[cosmereplay]

congrats on killing god! time to find out what schtick you're stuck with forever. also i'm not writing descriptions for fifteen different re

[a-field-of-thistles]

New tag game guyssss

@erratic-dragon-fruit @moons-third-braincell @inferno-the-skywing @like-that-one-weird-dog-thing @lightweaver-naeuri @that-androgynous-lightweaver @patternmyson @burrbeast @mightymo63 @shreekofjoy + anyone else who would like to participate

[lightweaver-naeuri]

@mayaeatsbooks @nooneinnportant @overseercrimson @achillbeing @bread-lord-khubz and everyone else who wants to :)

[bread-lord-khubz]

hehehe devotion as well!

tag list: @humanfox030 @parentscomputer-official @sailorspren + anyone else who wants to play!

[humanfox030]

Something Hoid to be said about this result but I'll leave it to the reader to think up.

[azyreth]

@mizeress

Apparently I know myself quite well

Oh actually this reminds me @pleasantlygrimm lemme know if you wanna duke it out for mercy

[azyreth]

[azyreth]

whenever I try to find a specific tumblr post, I do not search tumblr because I can’t find anything with its search. Fortunately, I can always find the exact post screenshotted and re-uploaded elsewhere!

[tinkleshnitz]

when i went to renfaire, i went with my friend, who’s a furry. he wanted to eat something, so i (a pierrot clown, pouting as one does) was holding his fursuit head in my lap until he needed it again. some guy walked by, saw the head, saw my frown, and went “well, you killed the thing, might as well be happy about it.” i swear to god i almost broke character it was funny

[shreekofjoy]

So uhh, what's a renfaire?

[azyreth]

WHAT

[shreekofjoy]

What's a Renfaire? I have never heard the term before

[azyreth]

Its a renaissance festival, dress up all fun and go out and enjoy. It frequently also includes fantasy and well- anything you want really

[tinkleshnitz]

when i went to renfaire, i went with my friend, who’s a furry. he wanted to eat something, so i (a pierrot clown, pouting as one does) was holding his fursuit head in my lap until he needed it again. some guy walked by, saw the head, saw my frown, and went “well, you killed the thing, might as well be happy about it.” i swear to god i almost broke character it was funny

[shreekofjoy]

So uhh, what's a renfaire?

[azyreth]

WHAT

[galacticsabc]

"Detailed Logs"... sure Grace, sure.