Scampering Freak🦷

I’m B, and I have brainrot 🧠

[teathattast]

[mistbjorn]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it'll be enrichment

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[sadclowncentral]

[bombsoverbagdhad]

I don’t think we’ll ever see anything like the Breaking Bad universe ever again. 14 years of top-shelf television and a movie epilogue and it all stuck the landing. Taking what was originally a comic relief side character and turning him into one of the most layered characters and the tritagonist of the whole universe. Taking a Greek tragedy about meth dealers and turning it into a love story between two lawyers and somehow making those two things fit perfectly together. Taking Cinnabon and somehow making it not look like crappy mall food. It really is just unbelievable when you look back at it all, and every single second of it is going to go down in history.

[pangur-and-grim]

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

[pangur-and-grim]

you people remember too much about me

[rannulfr]

Things I need to see more of in Zombie movies...

Punching: Why does no one ever think about just punching a zombie? If they're walking around, then what's left of their brain is still susceptible to concussion. Sure, you should wear gloves, but still.

Maille: AKA "chainmail". If a shark can't bite through it, a human mandible sure as shit can't.

Bicycles: You know what vehicle is efficiently compact, requires no fuel & is virtually silent?

A fucking bike.

But noooo, it's gotta be a Harley for whatever reason.

[orcboxer]

Me and my bike gang, Knights of the Fist, roll into town on decked-out bicycles, utterly silent save for the gentle rustle of chainmail and the little bell that Tommy likes to ring sometimes when he's feeling whimsical

[ohagis]

everything i learn about tswift is against my will

[amygdalae]

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

[amygdalae]

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

[amygdalae]

Thus begins my delicious journey... now on to the Fashion (speeding my way to cainhurst by any means neccessary)

[amygdalae]

Success!!!

OMW to deliver delicious whoppers to all the beasts of yharnam

[hellsgate-roadhouse]

📺 📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺

[bogsleep]

"LNK Infotree", art installation by Lithuanian artist Gintaras Karosas.

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[andhumanslovedstories]

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

[daily-spooky]

[color-palettes]

Embraced by the Infinite Sky - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#3b879e #6cbfd1 #f6efe0 #ebbc46

[swordy-da-goat]

some road wiz lore

[fanonical]

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

[netheritenugget]

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

[wolfbeware]

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

[pixiis-blog]

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

[drakonyx121]

woah

[transasfuck30]

Yeag

[rukafais]

The person who originally did these guides has a website and also an ebook of building tips that expands on the ones they published online btw!!

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[faestruck]

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

[sonpat-rides-again]

That was @uncle-mojave

[uncle-mojave]

People tend to think of Cowboys as a South Western thing from Texas to California when in reality they had to deal with insane weather and changes all across the US, Canada and Mexico. Dusters were an incredibly important piece of gear for them since it could go from 100+ sunny weather to a snow storm in some areas in just an hour and oiled dusters would help them keep off rain, snow and as is the origin of the name dust from the trail as they herded cows. Plus they’d also have heavy boots, bandanas and the iconic hat which did not develop until very late in the reign of the cowboy but they typically had some type of wide brim hat to keep off the sun, rain and snow. They had to be self reliant, hard sons of bitches and deal with shit that would kill most modern people. Russia does have their own version of the Cowboy called the Cossack. Not quite the same but tough hardy son of a bitch horse riders that survived in the harsh insane conditions of the Russian steppe which really does mimic a lot of the Midwest and Western US weather.

Also, that was me.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That’s convergent evolution, isn’t it?

[viktor-sbor]

A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

[tideoftrash]

me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off