BEEZLEBUBZ

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[b33zlebubz]

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BEEZ | 21 | SHE/THEY

CRINGE STONER REQUESTS OPEN 18+ NSFW MARKED

CURRENT FIXATIONS---IRON LUNG 2026, PROJECT HAIL MARY

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

[autumntheredhead]

“Can mutuals DM you?”

There are mutuals I would let spit in my mouth tbh

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[swagvo1d]

dead end

[rapidhighway]

But if your favorite character isn't on the floor panting and dying and in horrible pain in a terrible situation then what's even the point

[disgustinggf]

[writingdose]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[cadaverpilled]

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

[04k96]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[fairycosmos]

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true