:)

Long time lurker lol been here since the start

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[studentofetherium]

AI generated videos are so good at replicating doorbell cameras. i can't imagine why

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[anglaised]

some guy at the store asked who was on my shirt (it was hello kitty) and i said what it was and he without a beat says “i see, a lot of latinas like her, she is latina”

[nerevar]

[nyasm]

[expcake]

[dexer-von-dexer]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[the-emblematic]

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

[bluberry-parfait]

@i-wrotethisforme // Jorge Louis Berges // @smokeinsilence //@viridianmasquerade //Jorge Louis Berges // @honeytuesday // Kaveh Akbar // F. Scott Fitzgerald // AKR //Olivie Blake, from “Alone With You in the Ether” // Kaveh Akbar, Pilgrimage

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[grox]

This picture makes me like close my eyes and exhale several shuddering bretathes

[drferox]

I have been on Tumblr just long enough to find this an extremely funny choice of business name.

The company caters to caring for babies and toddlers.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[babytger]

You know how they make glasses so that colorblind people can see more of the rgb spectrum, what if they made glasses so noncolorblind people can see colors that those shrimps could see

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[memewhore]