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crying tears of joy over this photo
Kākāpō (Strigops habroptilus)
every time I share a photo of a kākāpō and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kākāpō on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor
some fun stuff i made for @pupiwuf :333
so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!
here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:
disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.
sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY–
here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:
it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.
EXCEPT, OF COURSE:
you have to pay for pay per view.
so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”
AS A FAMILY.
and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.
“i received the tv bill today,” my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. “does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?”
as a reminder, a quick table survey:
my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography
silence.
my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”
silence.
my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.
my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”
WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
“don’t expose my kid to that crap.”
DON’T
EXPOSE
MY KID
TO THAT CRAP
“if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
IN THE LIVING ROOM
but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
are you fucking kidding
i did not want to go to porn prison
the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:
my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences
but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?
are you fucking kidding
this is the best thing i’ve ever done
*flies past*
omfg did you guys see that????
btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now
I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
String identified: a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a AT TT T
Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15
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No. Actually I applaud everyone who finds a way to live their life to the fullest instead of suffering like us. Yesterday I've met a young Polish couple traveling around the world for 2 years. They were in Colombia and are now staying in my town until May ( "we need to rest and have a real kitchen for a while"), then going to Peru. Have to get together and find out more without yelling through a very loud music in the background.
My friends' son got a degree in Marine Biology, moved from Toronto to Vancouver, lives on a boat and and makes money building boats. Parents are going crazy because he does not have a " regular job". Both have regular well paid jobs which they hate.
Live your life to the fullest, kids, suffering is overrated!
I’ve been waiting since March to post this…
It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.
this vibe
OP is bathing his pet pig, relaxing and healing. (cr 小弟的猪)
I apologize if this is hijacking or rerouting the post but in the 10 minutes I've looked at this post, I've seen a lot of comments sharing the sentiment that this is either possibly AI or simply saying "is this real/this better not be fake" and its making me sad so I felt the need to not only share this but hopefully save OP some time if I can and say - Yes, this pig is real. No, this pig is not AI. And No, it was not hard to find that out. Actually, OP did most if not all of the work for me, I just confirmed it myself. Not only did OP fully give the video creator's username, as you can see where it says - (cr 小弟的猪), but also in the tags of the original post mentioned that this comes from Bilibili. Thankfully Bilibili's website (of which I didn't know existed til now) is easy to access and navigate, even without a shoddy built-in website translator. I looked the guy up and found his channel immediately and would you look at all those pigs!
So much pig in fact that there's videos of the joyful hogs all the way back to 2022, 4 years ago.
What makes me sad is these two videos you might be seeing in the first photo - (again, shoddy built-in website translator is not to be taken at 100% accuracy.)
It seems this isn't the first time the user 小弟的猪 has had their videos of their pig accused of being AI generated which makes me sad, cause this pig is a beautiful spectacle and deserves to be seen. But also because, truthfully, there is nothing in this video that could logically point to AI generation or editing.
I don't think I'm the one with the words to articulate this correctly but there's something more to be said here about how in becoming more and more aware of the boom of AI videos and creations (especially ones that can be deceptively real), people are also becoming more skeptical and paranoid of media that, maybe 2 years ago, wouldn't have gotten a double take. It's good to be cautious, but I think it's better to be aware. And if it's better to be aware, it's best to be certain. I want people to keep being cautious but I think I've said all this mainly to say - If you think something is AI, please look into it with more depth beyond asking yourself "is this AI?". Check the original post for tags or reblog additions that may add more info (I wanna say thank you much to OP fuckyeahchinesefashion for doing just that and allowing me to find these awesome videos), find out what website it came from, maybe try to date it, consider the chances of a video of a non-fantastical scenario (ala birds walking or an animal being washed) being AI as opposed to being real and ask yourself "is there anything in this video that is noticeably abnormal?". Heck, go watch some videos or read some studies or articles about AI's dead giveaways and how it generates its content. The last thing we should be aiming for in the war against AI is each other. Who knows, maybe if you look into it a little deeper, you may just find a jackpot of totally real and awesome pet pig videos.
Thank you so much for adding all that! It's such a relief honestly—what you added was absolutely crucial.
I've been getting comments like this every few days, people saying a post is AI, and it's exhausting trying to explain each time. I usually include the credit (cr). If I don't, it's either because it's a compilation, the source is unclear, it might be a repost, or some other random reason—like I forgot to save the source and can’t remember anymore.
Chinese social platforms are pretty much just a few: Xiaohongshu, Douyin, Bilibili. Creators with a decent following usually use the same username across all of them. I don't always link back to the original because tracing every single one is too much work (though maybe I should rethink that).
There's a Bilibili creator who did a test to see if people can even tell real videos from AI. They invited some other Bilibili creators to join, and the results were pretty interesting—they all failed. They misidentified multiple real videos as AI. One of them, who gave off a bit of a creepy vibe (sorry to say it...that's what the scrolling comments say, and he did seem off compared to the other two), kept mistaking those obvious AI thirst-trap girls for real people. The comments were all like, "Has he been watching too much AI porn?" lol. Okay I'm rambling now. I just want to say that people constantly labeling real videos as AI seriously harms the original creators. I couldn’t agree more with your points about AI.
I started listening to the cree radio station because its the only one left in my range that doesnt play alberta separatist ads now and those make me see red like some sort of bull, which is not safe while im behind the wheel of a vehicle going 110
Why haven't they told me about the cree all-purpose radio station sooner. They play everything from the 50s to today. Half of their ads and one of their shows is in cree which I do not speak a lick of but thats fine, they play banger music. They give me local news updates that arent dripping with UCP cocksucking. They tell me about things that affect a demographic I otherwise hear very little about by virtue of being a white guy in alberta.
We are holding hands. We are learning about other cultures. We are listening to 60s rock and roll and then an elder will tell us stories about his youth. I am enamored. I am in love.
Lots of people in the notes have asked me to drop the radio station im talking about here. If youre in the Edmonton area the frequency is 89.3, and when we went on a trip recently we got pretty reliable signal all the way to Ponoka. If youre outside of it or international you can get the live broadcast at ravenradio.ca
They also have a retro hour at noon every day and do language lessons for allies
Playing a little bit of everything from the 50's to Today! Alberta's Best Rock
for easy access
my professor when trying to describe how to recognize field sparrows was just like Well they look... like they're kind. like they just look nice. and the best part is he's absolutely right
making a collection
Wait I have more
My skin? Moisturized. My car? In my lane.