JVL
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird
trying on a metaphor
Discoholic šŖ©
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
#extradirty
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
One Nice Bug Per Day
taylor price
JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
almost home
oozey mess
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@backroadsandsummernights
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, āIāM THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOWā
better
Okay good i didnāt want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
Favorite commercial thing.
Tag yourself Iām the hot babe jogging
Iām a satellite dish
Iām an emotionally compromised teenage girl.
Iām your blind spot
Reblog if itās ok for people to give you $599.99
Please donāt hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRSā¦ I see what you did there
(Donāt give me $599.99)
Thatās not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is giftedĀ rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99āmore than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and thereās no taxation or reporting requirement.
If weāre choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits,Ā give these people $13,999.99.Ā
Go. Do it.
Reblog if itās ok for people to give you $13,999.99
Puppy reacts to getting hicups!
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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.
So precious. I want him.
how do you hold a ghost for ransom if heās a ghost and youāre a phantom?
how did you make fun of the way he talked if you were talking to everyone there but him?
how can his ocean blue eyes make you want to sink and drown and die if his starry eyes also spark up your darkest night
That face you make when you find yourself in QUITE a quandary.
This is quality content, keep em coming š
dr thot
*eats an apple a day*
BEGONE, THOT
@danthemedicman
THOT BEGONE
catch me counting down on my fingers because REPUTATION COMES OUT NOVEMBER 10TH (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) @taylorswift
inspired by @like-a-pageant-queenĀ ā¤ļøā¤ļø
9 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@taylorswift
8 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@taylorswift
7 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!??!!?!??!?!!!!!!! ARE WE REALLY ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE ALBUM IVE WAITED 3 YEARS FOR?????? IāM
6 DAYS UNTIL REPUTATION I REPEAT 6 DAYS WE ARE OFFICIALLY UNDER A WEEK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
@taylorswift
OKAY SO SOMEHOW I CAN NOW COUNT THE DAYS UNTIL REP ON ONE HAND????? I LITERALLY BLINKED IM NOT OKAY
@taylorswift
I want you next to me, in my bed, your clothes making friends with my floor. Love me hard enough so we wake up the neighbors.
Nishat Ahmed, Literary Sexts (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)
mom: come down and eat me: iām not hungry mom: i got take out me:
As the days get colder, and the leaves begin to change coloursā¦ your drive becomes a little more beautiful and calming
depression after years of having it isnāt even sadness itās just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like ādieā and youāre like āshut up bradā
Spot on really
I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT
netflix andā¦rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
this is my favourite thing
OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT
This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED
@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE šš
BLISSFOLLY
THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF
Yo. This actually works lol
Reblog forever.
if you listen closely, you can hear everyone that wronged taylor the last two years silently whisper āfuck.ā
WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
This cat is named Fuku and he is deaf! He doesnāt know how noisy heās being. His Instagram username is maruelmoruru if you want to see more of him!
āI donāt dance, But here I am Spinning you around and around in circles It Aināt my style, but I donāt care Iād do anything with you anywhere Yes, you got me in the palm of your hand Cause, I donāt dance.ā -Lee Brice
