first order of business: stealing @gimmick-thief's gimmick. except i do it really terribly.
yeah so that's basically this blog
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@bad-gimmick-thief
first order of business: stealing @gimmick-thief's gimmick. except i do it really terribly.
yeah so that's basically this blog
My inbox is not a place to try to see how incomprehensible you can make your text. Please.
My inobx isn ot a palce to try tos ee hwo infonsprehnsbe yuo can mKe yoyr text. Plede.
WHY DID YOU[[R TAKING TOO LONG]]?!
[What do you] ME4NIE!!!! BULL Y!!!!! GET THEM EXPELLED! 1!!!!!![?]
HEYH EY HENLO THEREEEEEEE! THE NAME'S SPAMTON SPAMTON, MIDDLE INITIALS J.C., AND I WANT AN ARMY! WHY YOU? WELL QHY NOT YOU?! YOU'RE JUST [[CARDBOARD]], AREN'T YOU? SCROLLING [The Tumblr Collective] EVERY DAY WITH NOTHING TO DO? WELL WHY NOT BECOME A [Dedication Soldier] TODAY?! YOUR [Little Knife] [Little Life] NEEDS SOME SPICE, DON'T IT?! BECOME A BIG BIG [[BIG SOLDIER]! ENTOLL IN THE [Julius Spamton Army] TODYA!
[Yeah no thanks I'll] P4SSING UP THIS FI I INE OPPORTUNITY!!!?!!!? [I mean, you seem] N!CE ICE ON A FRIYAY NIGHTCE! [and all but I'm] GOOD DAY ,SIR!!!!!
Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y
23/26
🔤 alphabetcompletionists
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVW Y
23/27
oh you can't do this to me too
. , ' " /
5/22
certified gimmick post
@gimmick-thief
i wanted to steal the gimmick but alas i couldn’t bring myself to, may you please do it for me?
certified gimmick post post
certified bunny post
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snen is it sny snurn to be snappy.
snen is it snuy snuwn to be snappy 🥺
This post has been snUwU-ified! There is a surprisingly large amount of overlap between the two.
snat snich snouw iws't snine snown snuwneth too beest snoyus UwU
This post has been snakespUwU-ified! It's starting to get unreadable.
bad-gimmick-thief collected
Purpose : Steals your gimmick but does it badly. ( Better description in their intro post )
COLLECTED: the-gimmick-blog-collector
GIMMICK: gives gimmicks to people
YOU WHAT??!
payback!!!!!!!
me looking at my described pronouns "well these are outdated"
can't believe it's been so long since i ran this blog that i had a full nonbinary awakening and switched to they/them in the time i was gone
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snen is it sny snurn to be snappy.
snen is it snuy snuwn to be snappy 🥺
This post has been snUwU-ified! There is a surprisingly large amount of overlap between the two.
snat snich snouw iws't snine snown snuwneth too beest snoyus UwU
This post has been snakespUwU-ified! It's starting to get unreadable.
bad-gimmick-thief collected
Purpose : Steals your gimmick but does it badly. ( Better description in their intro post )
COLLECTED: the-gimmick-blog-collector
GIMMICK: gives gimmicks to people
!ereht iH
?neeb yad ruoy s'woH
📩- ᓭ╎ᒲ𝙹リ
!good been It's
.too good been has yours Hope.
stuff. in your inbox
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37/20
Can you sing old macdonald's eieio part or do you just stay silent the ghoul?
Cn y sng ld mcdnld's prt r d y jst st slnt th gl?
I stand there and dissociate
I a ee a ioiae
How many asks do you currently have?
One must imagine Sisyphus answering their askbox
Achievement unlocked!
You’ve Got Mail!
I don’t know why I’m talking mine is 260
Imagine having more than 10
I have 2
You guys get stuff in your inbox?
i dont even identify shit anymore
i dont even badly steal shit anymore
things
- @gimmick-thief
What?
I FUCKED UP I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS I SEND THINGS TO GIMMICKS I FUCKED UP THE JOKE
There isn't a mistake or accidents detector 2 send U 2 unfortunately.
- But also lol -
i can take em probably
Woah is Mama
@baba-is-blog @gimmick-thief
he stole both of your gimmicks lmao
Thief is Shocked
NOT EITHER IS CAPITALIZED AND BOLDED
BGT WITH INFO IS NOT BAD
HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!!! EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE [NumberOneRatedSalesman1997], N0W ON [You can find it on Poob]!!
I'L BE [[BORROW]] YOUR " POST" FOR [Hyperlink Blocked]!! AND SAY1NG [Oak Fence Gates] IN MY STYLE!!!! ISN'T THAT [[A wonderful idea!]]
[Mods, ban this guy] UNDER THE
did the thing
i wonder if there's a gimmick blog that makes spamton from deltarune say stuff
or, sorry
I [[Alice in Wonderland]] IF TH3RE'S A [Big Shot] THAT MAKES [NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN1997] SAY 5TUFF
considering making this a blog cause i really want to see it happen