[[NUMBERONERATEDSALESMAN1997]]

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HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.

SPAMTON!!! EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE [NumberOneRatedSalesman1997], N0W ON [You can find it on Poob]!!

I'L BE [[BORROW]] YOUR " POST" FOR [Hyperlink Blocked]!! AND SAY1NG [Oak Fence Gates] IN MY STYLE!!!! ISN'T THAT [[A wonderful idea!]]

[Mods, ban this guy] UNDER THE

Hey! Mod Aplle ( @sweetaplle ) here. Discussed a bit about making this blog over on my main gimmick blog, @bad-gimmick-thief , and figured I'd just bite the bullet. Unfortunately, it's me. I'll run out of things to do by June. But hey, at least I tried!

This blog's mostly just going to be my attempt at making a good Spamton impression. If you have any personal tips, I'd be glad to hear it!

If you send asks, Spamton will personally answer, I guess. It's a good compromise.

Tags:

#SPAMMED - Posts that have been spamtonized.

#[Specil] GUEST - Responded asks.

#[No] SPAMMED - Regular posts, in character.

#mod message - Messages from me.

Enjoy the content that again, will probably be out of fuel by the time you read this!

[papayajuan2019]

you guys literally are all so brave. even through the screen i can tell. keep going

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YOU [[B B BIG SHOTS!]] LITERRALY 4RE [Disney's Brave, featuring] WVEN THOUGH THE [<screening>] I C AN [Notice me! NOTICE ME!!]!!!!! KEEP [up the good work, valued employee]!!!!!!!!!!!!

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

HEYH EY HENLO THEREEEEEEE! THE NAME'S SPAMTON SPAMTON, MIDDLE INITIALS J.C., AND I WANT AN ARMY! WHY YOU? WELL QHY NOT YOU?! YOU'RE JUST [[CARDBOARD]], AREN'T YOU? SCROLLING [The Tumblr Collective] EVERY DAY WITH NOTHING TO DO? WELL WHY NOT BECOME A [Dedication Soldier] TODAY?! YOUR [Little Knife] [Little Life] NEEDS SOME SPICE, DON'T IT?! BECOME A BIG BIG [[BIG SOLDIER]! ENTOLL IN THE [Julius Spamton Army] TODYA!

KID, YOU MUST BE A LOT LIKE ME. [Desperate] WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. IS [Transmit $1997 Kromer] AND YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!! WHADDYA SAY???

[ides-of-march-1997-neo-deactiva]

I

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I CAN BE A [[BIG SOLDIER]]?!

🖤 DEPOSIT KROMER

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?

[ides-of-march-1997-neo-deactiva]

[Negative]! BUT I DO HAVE [[KROBUX]]

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

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[Hold on to your hats everybuddy!] THEIRS [[Buy One Get Two Free]] IN HERE?? ??? WHAT THE [$5.99]?!?!?!!!!?!!?!!!!!!!???

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[creature-of-the-week]

Heresy.

[heresylog]

Rating: Not Cute

[phannie-elvis]

Snating: snot snute

[the-mojave-desert]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[unyieldingsilence]

woah mama

[this-post-smells-like]

⠀

[post-fishifier]

Sneef snorf! This post smells like: kelp and salt.

[snailifier]

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In multiple instances, Madeline is confused at various things, such as why Badeline is there and trying to stop her from getting up the mountain.

[snailifier]

H HEY [Too Slow!]!!!! !!

I JU ST [[This program is dedicated to]] Y0U FOR [50% Off] INSPRING ME TO MAKE [Poob] ACOUNT!!!!!!

EVERY [NumberOneRatedSalesman] TAKE5 [A little bit of this, a little bit of that] FROM OT HER [NumberTwoRatedSalesman]] TO CRAETE A [Never Before Seen! Buy Now Terms And Conditions Apply]!!!!!!!!!

all this to say, thanks for inspiring the blog i'm running. your ways of taking what other people say and changing it really helped me figure out what this blog was supposed to be, if not just a spamton deltarune roleplay blog. you do great work! :)

- @spamtonize-it

by the way, my app was bugging when i drafted this post. if i sent it like ten times accidentally i am so sorry i can't see the asks ive sent

Snood snorning! snis brings tears to my eyestalks... i snove the ifierverse <3 snank youu

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

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[The Gimmickverse] ACOUNTS ARE [Funforthewholefamily!] UNTIL TH3Y START [[Don't you lecture me with your]] U NDER MY P0STS. YOU THINK YOU CAN [You trying to be a comedian or something?] BETTER THAN [ME!!!] W1TH YOUR [One-Trick Pony]]?????? AND THEN HAVE YOUR [Little Sponges] [10 notes - Clean my room] SO THE MAJOR 1TY OF THE [I think, therefore I am.] ARE ONLY AS AN [Bag Accessories 60% Off Buy Today With Promo Code] TO YOUR [WE'RE NUTS FOR PEANUTS!!!] COMMENTARY, DEFILLING MY [tweet] FOR YOUR OWN [[NSFW Warning: Click to show content]] CON QUEST????? I. OUGHTA. [Unalive] YOU.

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TRANSMIT KROMER TO @numberoneratedsalesmanc1997 PLEAS AND THANK YOU I WAS ROBBED AND CHEATED BY [Teenage Dirtbag by Weenis]S WHO [Spitted] IN MY EYES, THREW SAND IN MY [Face], [Stomped] ON MY TOES, YANKED THEIR [Noses], AND DIDN’T EVEN GIVE ME A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!!!

PLEASE YOU HAVE TO HELP [Valued customer]!!!!!

F0R [We appreciate your patronage.] A GRATE [[CEO Entrepeneur]] WOULD ALWAYS [Cash or credit?] J- J- JUST TELL M3 THE [Silly String!] OF #S ON THE BACK OF YOUR [[Please select payment method.] AND THE 333333333 DIGITS ON THE B4CK AND [Transaction successful!]

is this roleplay at this point? this is roleplay at this point. hey i mean i kind of signed up for it

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spamton what are your thoughts on the hit band That Handsome Devil

[That Handsom Devil]??? THEY USED T0 CALL ME [["[NUMBERONESALESMAN1997]" back in college.]]!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, THE REAL [[HANDOME DEVLE]] [Coming now to a store near you!]

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hey spamton what’s your opinion on today’s socioeconomic handlings

I THINK [you] SHOULD GIVE ME [[KROMER]]

[piendish]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

[la-principessa-nuova]

Reblong?

[la-principessa-nuova]

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᔑリリᔑ ʖᒷℸ ̣?

[silly-detector]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Reblong?

"YOU WOULDN'T DEEPTHROAT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH"

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 mime!

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

Sneblong to snive snomeone an snice sneam snanditch.

Sneblong?

"SNOU WOULDN'T SNEEPNOAT AN SNICE SNEAM SNANDWICH"

snis snost snontains:

1 snlown!

1 snime!

[piendish]

Any other surprise newcomers want to take a swing at completely and irrevocably changing this post’s context at the expense of the human language

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[🩷💛] GET [#SPAMMED]!!!!! [🩷💛]

[Oblong] T0 GIV E [Somebody That I Used to Know] AN [[What would you do for a Klondike?]]

[Oblong]????!!?

"[ewe] WOUCDNT [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] AN [[FatBoy Cookie Sandwich 999999 Percent Off]]"

TH1S [Work of Art] CONTAINS::

1 [[Number1RatedSalesman1997]]!!11!!1!

1 [GO PLAY MINECRAP OR SOMETHING]!!!111!!!1!!!1

[obscuretobyfox]

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WH3N I AM [Your meal, sir?] HALF A [[Pipis]] AT A RESTAUNT

I [Alice in Wonderland] TO MYSELF

[What] [[Little Sponge]] HAS THE OTHE R [Half-and-half 50% off] OF MY [[Pipis]]???

TWO [I'm sorry, who are you?]

LIVING THEIR [ant-sized] L1VESS;;

[Sharou - 3:03 PM] A [[Pipis]]

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

it's so funny that this is my first ever (wanting to be spamtonized) ask on this account

as much as i'd love to try and do this i would also like to keep my sanity for the time being

[mani-e]

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[Big Language Learning Model] WILL NEVER BE ABLE T0 [[Walk the walk, Talk the talk]] LIKE ME

WHY??? ????

BECAUE I AM N0W INSERTING [haha, quirky!] SENTENCES 1NTO EVERY [/msg] TO THROW OFF THEIR !!!!

ANY AI [[BLATANT THIEVERY!!] ME WILL [radiator freak yellow horse] SPOUT NONSENSE

I WRITE [A little bit of everything] MY EMAILS, [[That's Not My Baby!]] AND REPORTS [not too dissimilar] TH1S TO PROTECT MY DATA [Waffle Iron 40% Off! Buy Now!]

I SUGEST ALL [Office Word] AND [MS Paint] DO THE SAME [Strawberry mango Forklift]!!11!!!!

THE [Laptops] WILL NEVER GET THE BEST OF SPAM SPAMTON [Hey can I have whipped cream please?] SPAMTON

WE JUST HAVE T0O [As an example, have a brief clip from our willing audio providers.]

ALL. THE. TIME.

[Piss on carpet]

[mtsodie]

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

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IT SH0ULD BE [[This is fine.]] TO ROLLL [on the cold hard ground] [AUGH OOH IT HURTS MAKE IT STOP] IT WOULDN'T [HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP] GET R1D OF THE [bread.] BUT I WOULD FEEL A LITLE [Now Certified!] ABOUT IT

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spamton what does the g in your name stand for

IT STANDS F0R G- G- [Grate] DEALS!!! BUY NOW AND GET [Nothing! You lose!]