Bad Cat Squid Attack @badcatsquidattack - Tumblr Blog

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

you're welcome

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

ripeteeth

whoa whoa whoa in this house we love pathetic babygirl victor frankenstein

ripeteeth

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

mourningskvader

archibaldtuttle

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

archibaldtuttle

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

desperate-acts-of-capitalism

Big Things Are Coming

blackteachangeling

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

sophie-frm-mars

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

mycatisadolfkitler-deactivated2

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

earthmindheartsky

Q

coldalbion

important

breelandwalker

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

girlwithbird-blog

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

hazel-k-proserpine

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! MY CAR WAS CHOKING ON SOME RIBBON THAT GOT LEFT ON THE GROUND AND THESE TIPS SAVED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUR BABIES’ LIVES.

nico-idc

Here’s screenshots of how to do CPR on a cat (Below the keep reading)

Keep reading

iamthewitchintown

A missed opportunity

zarekthelordofthefries

eyecalypso

I’m thinking a lot about how Andor as a show opposes a lot of the ideas of the Jedi code, and I’ve seen a few people put their thoughts on the lines about trying, so I thought I’d toss my brain in the ring

“Do or do not, there is no try”: a 1983 message about motivation and taking control of your own motivation and purpose. Do nothing by half measure, you have to have intent to succeed or you’ll never make it. In a movie that has been officially stated to be anti-war commentary about the protests against the Vietnam war, it makes sense that this would have a double meaning for viewers. Given by a wise old master to a young man as passing along wisdom.

“Remember this: try”: a 2022 message in a time where way more people feel absolutely hopeless about the state of the world. No matter how dismal you think it might be, you can make a chip against the despair in the world. If you just try a little, make an effort, it will help. In a show that’s blatantly anti fascist and anti capitalist, it’s clearly meant to be a message that just a little does something, even if it all seems futile. Said by a young rebel in a manifesto that he’s writing against the fist of the Empire.

Obviously this is a good amount of nonsense, it’s currently past 2 am and I’m kinda rambling, but my god. My god. This show has taken over my mind entirely

memewhore

ceekari

Owls are very wise. This one in particular nose a lot.

spooky-the-owl

reblogging this one again because it makes me laugh every time i see it

cheshirelibrary

incognito-princess

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

finrays

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

talonabraxas

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

ca314159bara

spinach-productions

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

transgendercyborg-deactivated20

this is like lingerie to me

leviathan-the-boy

Type of shit a cat walking on two legs would wear

transgendercyborg-deactivated20

you get me

the-stove-is-on-fire

He's going through a pre-flight checklist to make sure your spacecraft is up to code before departure.

power-chords

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”