child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

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@baebladez
child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch
i relate to this on a spiritual level.
HONESTLY-
Cosmic language
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
my cat: mrow
me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!
my cat:
I am psyched
Cannot wait
THIS IS ALL I WANT
this is roasting so hard its borderline child abuse
lasanyer
SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE
that is such a deadpool move i thought it was a real fucking poster
wtf is wrong with white ppl
wait you have the edit and delete button in the screenshot which means….you made this post then screenshotted it and you didn’t even edited out those two features
OHHSHGH MY GOD,
when he finally hit it right
Delete this
quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this
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Tweet from Ivanka Trump: “Kate Spade’s tragic passing is a painful reminder that we never truly know another’s pain or the burden they carry. If you are struggling with depression and contemplating suicide, please, please seek help.”
Reply from Caroline O.: “Your dad’s 2019 budget cut spending for the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Administration by $665 million, and slashed funding for the National Institute of Mental Health by 30% — a half a billion dollar decrease. Nice words, though.”