that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”
felices 30 mil a esta publicación. Para celebrarlo, he seleccionado algunas de mis notas favoritas:
#pasar por alto esto es como ver cómo disparan a alguien hasta que muere y seguir con tu día
#es como ver cómo alguien es asaltado en la acera de enfrente mientras das tu paseo nocturno jaja
#esto es como las siete etapas del duelo representadas en una publicación y nunca llegas a la aceptación
#op también está haciendo honor a su nombre de usuario al no identificar a ese gato
#desastre total #en realidad #choque de 10 autos
#publicaciones que quiero colgar en mi pared
#catposting #<- escasamente
#ve. hacer más números
#sitio infernal #la máxima expresión del éxito #es que narren tu publicación #en los videos de parkour de minecraft
#por talos esto no puede estar pasando
#así es como se siente ser atacado por una manada de payasos salvajes
#simplemente maldita SIGUÓ amigo
#sitio web con un tipo de humor muy específico
#publicación patrimonio mundial #solo dale un poco más de tiempo
#¿qué carajos acabo de leer?
#siento mucho tu sufrimiento op
#no lo encontrarán en ningún otro lugar amigos
#https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus
#el filtro de México que se le puso a la foto de perfil
#odio este sitio web joder
esto también es yuri (tormento sin fin y agonías eternas) #esto también es yuri
#futuro publicación patrimonio mundial
#las chicas (chiste blogs) están peleando
#esto todavía me parece muy gracioso #lo vuelvo a rebloguear #lo siento op pero esta publicación tiene como 300 mil notas para mí
#buen trabajo a todos
#no se encuentra este tipo de basura en ningún otro lugar
#publicaciones que son como ver a alguien meter un pie en un cubo y caerse por las escaleras #solo para levantarse y meter el otro pie en otro cubo #y caerse por otro tramo de escaleras #regla de la risa
#a veces me gustaría poder compartir estas publicaciones con algunos de mis amigos de la vida real #pero sé que ninguno de ellos entendería por qué esta serie de tonterías me hace reír tanto #lo siento no puedo explicarlo simplemente hay que haber estado allí desde aproximadamente 2011
#las publicaciones como esta realmente me matan porque puedo oírlos gritar en mi cabeza #es como si en mi cerebro los viera rodeados y gritando y eso me mata
normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3
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genshinsona! they are done. really struggled with their lore, but here's what i have so far
somewhere in the cosmos existed a small pale planet, about the size of a larger country, which eventually got destroyed by the abyss. the residents knew what was coming, so in an effort to preserve information about the planet, they created an organic being that would carry this knowledge within them, and named the being melunotri.
when the abyss finally came to devour, melunotri escaped through corridor that recently appeared on the planet, on the other side lay the spiral tower. melunotri entered teyvat through the spiral abyss, but they got dragged into the void realm almost as soon as they were out.
there, they spent who knows how long, slowly getting consumed by the abyss. they never fully gave in, eventually being able to think somewhat clearly despite the corruption. melunotri wandered the void realm in search of an exit.
on their way they encountered skirk. multiple times. this led to her reluctantly teaching them the basics of abyssal energy control and how to get in and out of teyvat through the abyss.
now that they can make an exit for themself, they leave and appear on hiisi island. at first, they observe the environment around them, since they've been heavily tainted by the abyss and can't touch anything without poisoning it. kuuvahki was a major point of interest for them – it felt like something warm and soft that was able to calm the corruption inside them.
^ this is when they notice columbina one day. she is full of that stuff, so naturally, melunotri was drawn to her. they tailed her whenever they could, until columbina forced an interaction. the mood was tense at the start on columbina's side, light and void were opposite energies after all, but overtime through repeated encounters she warmed up to them.
columbina shares kuuvahki with melunotri and they soak in it to the point of gaining a moon wheel. it acts as a sort of protective layer for melunotri, allowing them to interact with the world as a normal person would.
the abyssal corrosion on their chest is always there no matter what they wear, but their body contains it just fine, so it's not dangerous to touch. the black fade ins on their limbs are a natural part of them unrelated to the abyss.
this is VERY basic and i skipped over a lot of details, but i just wanted to give a basic rundown to anyone who is interested enough to read. lumine comes in later i promise 🙏
@augmentedampharos @popdrop tagging you two because you expressed interest, and i'm finally done haha
As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask