Chronicles of My Interests

I'm KayLynn! 19, almost 20, years old. I like to cook, bake, write, draw, knit, and I am in school to become a Medical Assistant. This blog is mainly a place for my thoughts on all of those mentioned above. This blog doesn't really have a specific theme, it's just a bunch of stuff that I like and I'll reblog. Although, it will chronicle my adventures with the Medical Assisting program. Enjoy!

[bakingismyhobby]

They gave me 4.50 hours at work next week.

I

Am

NOT

HAPPY!

[cookingchannel]

Life can be stressful. Every now and then you just have to stop and watch the ice cream melt.

[cool-joke]

[orangejuice-andtoothpaste]

He’s dissolving

[yodiscrepo]

[well-may-the-world-go-blog]

This is important

[berryofmine]

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.

eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

at least they won’t be bone dry

[meme-loving-stuck]

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST

ONE

[bakingismyhobby]

You know you work in a deli....

When you turn around and there is a roast beef literally inches from your head...

[black-0rpheus]

In the show, Lucy visits the doctor and discovers she is pregnant. She is all set to tell Ricky when he comes home that afternoon, but he is called back to the club before she has the chance. She finally decides to visit the nightclub that evening and give Ricky the news during the middle of his show. Ricky is just finishing a musical number when the maître d hands him a note. Ricky walks from table to table singing “Rock-A-Bye Baby” and asking each couple, “Was it you?” While he’s doing this, Lucy comes in and sits down at an empty table. When he gets to the table where Lucy is sitting, he gives her a pantomime, “Hi”, between the words of the song and jokingly asks, “You?” Lucy slowly nods her head, “Yes.” Ricky gives her a wink, walking away as he sings the next verse of the song and suddenly he does a tremendous double take and rushes back to Lucy’s side. On the night of the filming, Lucy and Desi got to this point in acting out the script. And then, the strange thing happened. Suddenly, they remembered their own real emotions when they discovered at last they were going to be parents. And both of them began crying. It was one of the most touching moments I have ever seen. -Jess Oppenheimer, producer and head writer of I Love Lucy 

[chylerwest-deactivated20140722]

[curiouslybisexual]

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

[bakingismyhobby]

Just spent a good couple of hours cleaning my bedroom.

3 full trash bags and a bunch of clothes bagged up for goodwill later, I now have nothing under my bed, a clean floor, and a very clean closet!!!

Now I don't want to do anything...

And I have to finish my project and study my pharmacology....

Maybe I'll just finish my painting project, call it a day, and then study pharmacology and put totgether my paint project tomorrow!

Sleepy sleepy sleepy!

[vintagetelevision]

[bakingismyhobby]

Dropped psychology!

I feel so much better now!

Thankfully I decided to drop it before the semester actually starts, so that I can spare myself the insanity that is bound to happen.

[bakingismyhobby]

Bought an exercise ball yesterday at Wal-Mart.

I found exercises on Pinterest and was inspired to buy one.

I did some exercises with it last night and it was so much fun! I think I am going to try to do Ball exercises one week and then Pilates the following week for several weeks.

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[aced-the-heart]

Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.

[jedijen]

OMG. HAHAHAH sassy witnesses made my morning. Hahaha

[explodes-into-spaceeee-deactiva]

[somethingsavage]

Rain-bros

[hyrulians]

I fucking love this.

[tgebzzknezz]

I watched this for like 5 minutes

[starsinhiseyes-deactivated20170]

You guys realize that the length of their stride is indicative of that color’s wavelength right- red being the longest visible and blue one of the shortest. 

[caitlinfaith]

Science is adorable.

[bakingismyhobby]

Nobody liked my focaccia bread.

Really.

Really?

It was in the making for over 24 hours!

[bakingismyhobby]

Just made the best pork tenderloin in the crockpot!

Laid it on onions and smeared it with a mixture of brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, and dijon mustard.

It. Was. Amazing!!!

[bakingismyhobby]

Made a carmelized onion, prosciutto, and fresh mozzarella quiche for supper!

I am so excited for it! I am so hungry!!