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stygianelegy

well.

pigcatapult

This is it. This is the best meme.

loldodgers-deactivated20180416

What if Mike was short for Micycle

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608

What if bike was short for bichael

rhettmcmuffin

oh my fucking god

redcabooze-moved-deactivated202

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

I -

r/LifeProTips dump

tulpa2-deactivated20191122

Hate when ppl call fidgety stuff a "nervous habit" I'm bouncing my leg cause I'm bored not cause I'm a scared little bitch

2004montecarlo-ss-deactivated20

I’m charging up. Will not say what for

hupperts

bluebeetletedkord

lastnightspants

saint-batrick

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

honexjams

yall im gonna pass out

jehovahhthickness

I fucking love her and her height.

#...#....#........#👀💦

exclusivegorgeousgeek

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

neyruto

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

omnybus

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

serendipiteaart

Not that anyone asked for this but

fugayyyku

Ya ever feel like the ideal body type for women was inherently just classism and the perfect way to treat women like trophies because like back when women were Thick™ as an ideal body type the only women who were able to look like that were the rich and today now the type is super thin and the only women who can look like that are the women who don’t work labour jobs and can afford not to have a carb diet so basically men only go for rich women and have changed how they objectify women not because of some biological quirk that shifts their lust but entirely because the form of the most privileged women has changed therefore the best trophy to keep

nosekissesbuttscritches-blog

It literally was. Fat was hype when malnutrition and starvation were common. A symbol of leisure.

Gucci Skinny was hype when malnutrition from cheap food was common and when most of the middle class had desk jobs. Symbol of control over women who now had more rights.

Instagram Fit ™ is hype because most people are overworked and too broke to exercise or eat properly. A symbol of “leisure” and wealth.

blossomandglow

There it is.

silverhawk

every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits.

silverhawk

fdlkfmdsklfmsdklfds

dave-ofc

Infinity hype. Here we go fam

thebootydiaries

An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I’ve buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

nitrosplicer

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

mishalak-deactivated20200713

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.