take a wop on the wild side

Seductively awkward. Decidedly hilarious. Fashionably insane.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Online grocery shopping and I came across this.

Eggplant, Baby!

[a-couple-of-bees]

[sesh]

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[sohotthateveryonedied]

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

[hobolunchbox]

Come here  

No, you come here

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[blankflank-moved]

furbies.. smashing the gender binary since 1998 and beyond…!

[porterr-robinson]

[kreatureden]

UnMute!

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

[twitterlols]

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[ytp-clips]

[source]

[rapeculturerealities]

Women CAN take contraceptive pill every day of the month says NHS

The new guidance from the Faculty of Sexual and Reproductive Healthcare (FSRH) has assured women that it is safe to take the contraceptive pill every day of the month without any risk.

According to the new guidance from the Faculty of Sexual and Reproductive Healthcare (FSRH), the seven-day break, that was previously required in order to ‘make it acceptable for Catholics to use’, provides little benefit to the user.

The new guidelines by the body responsible for setting safe prescription guidelines in the UK now state there is no health benefit in taking the historic seven-day break that was previously prescribed.

Scientists have added that taking the pill with fewer breaks may even help reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies.

He told The Sunday Telegraph: 'The gynaecologist John Rock devised [the break] because he hoped that the Pope would accept the pill and make it acceptable for Catholics to use.’

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[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

here’s some of the stupid shit i pulled off last night

[pointedahead]

If I saw this in real life I would laugh my ass off. This is good. 

[tyleroakley]

living legend

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

[skrotchevo]

[buddy-berry]

aaaAAaaAAAAAaa

[cyberdramon]

Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[crowleydowley]

This deserves to be on all three of my blogs.

[misteria247]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[samael-has-arrived]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

[tatterdemalionamberite]

bless this post, I needed a laugh and also some screaming