Confess..... you know you want to.....

Hey guys! I'm flo! AND I LOVE BANDS! Submit your dirty, fluffy,sad, or happy confessions of your favorite band/members! ***OPEN REQUESTS FOR BAND IMAGINES**

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

[yoitsmvddi-deactivated20191112]

this is the type of positivity i need.

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[instantbees]

did anyone order Pokemon appraisal goofery without dick jokes

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[waspalisades]

all of leia’s Looks, ranked from perfect to perfect

classic. unmatched. perfectly iconic. femininity without being flashy and paired with flat-soled boots so she can MOVE. rosy cheeks and red lips but not ones that try too hard. 10/10

BRAID CROWN!! comfortable and flattering–even the heels arent impractically designed but theyre SILVER so u know its a Statement Outfit. 11/10

H A I R .  S PA CE J E WE LRY . SUBTLE SHIMMER OF A SOLID GREY ENSEMBLE. sheer perfection, peak general Lewks. 12/10

no human being has a right to pull off a camouflage poncho but here she is doing it!! must be those skywalker genes. 13/10

skipping this one

matching her rouge and lip to the dress but its just effortless. waist SNATCHED and pleated vest works somehow??? the circle braid symbolizes my love for leia: ENDLESS 14/10

100% butch realness out here lookin like ur frontierswoman aunt abt to teach u how to drive stick shift and introduce u to her goats. iquonicc 15/10

classic hair with a Twist for the modren era. professional af and a perfect blue w/ the collar details, OOH BABY 16/10

this is the I Am Giving You Orders outfit and made me gay 17/10

this is the I Am Rescuing You outfit and it made me even gayer when she took the helmet off 18/10

absolute nature dryad fairy royalty surrounded by tiny furry dudes. this is the state of being i hope to transcend to in the afterlife 19/10

[the-dark-instruments]

The fandom: Please don’t kill Steve and Tony!!!

Marvel: As you wish

Marvel: *kills everybody else*

The fandom: NOT LikE ThAT!

[moththey69]

Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[writing-prompt-s]

I don’t care if you unfollow me for this #signalboost

[nicolas-px]

ＭＭＭＭＭ ＭＭＭＭＭＭ Ｃ Ｒ Ｅ Ａ ＭＹ

[nightblightowl]

WHY IS THIS FUNNIER NOW AT 24 THAN IT WAS WHEN I WAS 12 I HATED THIS SHOW

[ectopusses]

the ghostly wail but its that vine with the screaming ducks

[huevoschan]

Reblog if you would make a religion out of Lin-Manuel Miranda

bc Lin is def our Lord and savior lmao

[halan1]

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[patterbay]

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser? 

you: i’ll have garden

waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you 

[grizzlee30]

This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.

[sixpenceee]

Stanford Prisoner Experiment Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford prisoner experiment took place in the 1970s. The psychiatrist took 24 undergraduates and assigned them roles as either prisoners or guards, in a mock prison on campus. After just a few days, 1/3 of the guards exhibited sadistic tendencies, two prisoners had to be removed early due to emotional trauma, and the whole experiment only lasted six of the planned 14 days. It showed just how easily normal individuals can become abusive, in situations where it is encouraged. Source: Stanford University & i09