The Craziest of Cat Ladies

I'm kaitland. I'm quirky. And pessimistic. And really obsessive. And sometimes, when I'm really excited, I drool. I tend to be pretty hard on myself and I hate criticism. I'm all about cats, my husband, and my son Owen. 27. Let's be friends.

[shigraki]

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

[dicksnot-deactivated20210512]

[demimonde-semigoddess]

[ms-demeanor]

Plan B is shelf stable for up to 4 years. Afterpill is shelf stable for about 18 months.

Plan B is currently available over the counter, and you can find coupons for it online for various retailers; some of those coupons require a prescription so check the coupon details carefully. Both of these medications can be ordered online.

Plan B and Afterpill in the 1.5mg tablets are less effective for people over 176 pounds, however it is safe to double the dose, so if you are heavier order two doses. Ella is also effective for heavier people, but requires a prescription.

Emergency contraception is effective for a short period after sex. You need to take Plan B or Afterpill within 72 hours of unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy.

IUDs and birth control implants are effective long-term birth control that does not require your partner to participate in using the birth control or even be aware of it. IUDs are 99% effective and are effective for 3-12 years depending on type. Planned Parenthood can place an IUD for you, and so can many gynecologist's offices, and IUDs are covered under most health insurance plans. Talk to your doctor or gynecologist about how to get an IUD. Birth control implants are 99% effective and are effective for up to 5 years. Like IUDs, you can talk to your doctor or gynecologist, or visit Planned Parenthood, to get an IUD.

The birth control methods listed here are not effective for preventing STIs, they are for pregnancy prevention only.

If you can become pregnant but do not want to be pregnant, now is a good time to consider a long-term birth control option like an IUD or a birth control implant, and to purchase emergency contraception like Plan B or Afterpill to have it onhand in an emergency.

[ms-demeanor]

Lots of people in this country don't get a good education about birth control or their bodies. Here is Scarleteen's comprehensive, accessible guide to birth control and how it works.

Scarleteen also has a guide to self-managed medical abortions.

Here is a guide on how to get Mifepristone online.

Here's a guide on how to get Misoprostol online.

[banditkitten]

I’m not even sure the last time I posted, but I got an email that this blog is 11 years old today so I thought I’d pop on for a hot minute. Been a while. I’m married now to the same guy I last posted about on here. Been together 9 years. And we have a 1.5 year old baby boy named Owen. And two cats. And now we live in SE PA. And we’re horrified by the overturning of Roe. That is all.

[orchidvioletindigo]

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Reblog if you’ve ever been told it was a “shame” that you cut your “beautiful hair.”

[lesbiansassemble]

And reblog if you rocked that short hair anyway.

[replicantgrl]

“You’d have such pretty hair if you grew it out!” Blow me.

[sgdlr]

real cringe culture is men thinking “are you TRIGGERED?” is funny

[likeanaccident]

see also: cishets making “DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!” jokes

[periperi-the-exotic]

she screm

[goodenoughforjazz]

[feraligatr]

[boneliness]

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[orchidvioletindigo]

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

[dominickwhelton-deactivated2024]

[capistrania]

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[queeranarchism]

Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

[gottamoveonup-deactivated201612]

Direct action at its finest.

[curiousobsession101]

We should bring this back.

[transfemininomenon]

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

[moriarty-mastermind]

Loretta Car Crash

[cycobetty22-deactivated20220715]

Juanita double ear infection. 🤔

[saturnineaqua]

LUA titty cyst

[demonster-motherf4cker]

The Blondie Infection

[60001nipplesman]

Giovennti sinus infection

[namiofthesea]

Florence Sprained Ankle

[banditkitten]

Judy Depression

[boota]

[son-of-drogo]

It’s 100% true.

[wrongsara-deactivated20220716]

[greelin]

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

[thecutestofthecute]