Until The End

Chapter and verse or it didn't happen. Missionary Baptist, not Reformed, Osteen is not my guy. Catholicism is a mental illness. Political because it keeps coming up but no longer taking it so personally.

[beardedmrbean]

Well that's kinda creepy, break out the bog butter I guess.

[emmaubler]

This sounds like the beginning of a monster movie featured on Red Letter Media.

[baptistonfire]

[bunniesandbeheadings]

What is the maximum number of lions Darth Vader could beat in a fight?

5

10

50

100

500

1000

10,000

1,000,000

A billion

Darth Vader could beat 0 lions

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

Vader has his suit, his lightsaber and the force. The lions are lions.

[bunniesandbeheadings]

I’m getting from the disparity of votes that there is absolutely no consensus on Darth Vader’s abilities at all

[greater-than-the-sword]

To be fair it's unclear what his weight limit is or how many beings he could force choke at the same time

[baptistonfire]

Also standard questions regarding the logistics of a billion lions apply.

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[baptistonfire]

I especially like the display ports to put my phone on several screens.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

I wonder what level of pride month insanity will happen starting tomorrow.

It's been relatively tame and forgettable the last few years, but I wouldn't rule out some trans violence at some point.

[baptistonfire]

Wouldn't really be a pride month thing anymore though, they do it year round now.

[sawbuckplus]

[baptistonfire]

I actually do not understand how it's possible to do this. I understand how they can keep embarassing secrets hidden and completely hide what their opponents actually believe from their supporters, but how do they manage to memory hole things their own party did specifically because they thought it would look good for them? How do you un-market something you were marketing?

[thepersynposts]

Yepp. Surprised? Nope!

[john-wick-ll]

[baptistonfire]

[charl0ttan]

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

[baptistonfire]

Do you mean time skips or Ash Ketchum Sydrome?

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[baptistonfire]

Isn't that one of the ingredients in GLaDOS's cake recipe?

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[baptistonfire]

Isn't that one of the ingredients in GLaDOS's cake recipe?

[retiredtsgt]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

No restaurant is obligated to cater to anyone's dietary restrictions.

[suppermariobroth]

Super Mario Odyssey contains unused code for a "CeilingKeep" state for Mario that does not resemble anything found in the finished game, or in Mario games in general, which can only be described as "ceiling with ice floor puzzle mechanics".

A typical ice floor puzzle in a video game will take away the player's control upon stepping on a slippery surface and make characters keep moving in a straight line until they either leave the ice floor or hit an obstacle.

This state confers the same ability, bafflingly, to a ceiling instead. The ceiling would "grab hold" of Mario, make him move without player input in the direction he was facing when he touched it, and only let go when he reached the end of the ceiling.

What this could have been used for, and what such a ceiling could have looked like, is unknown.

Top: a diagram of the state. Bottom: an example of an ice puzzle, the Ice Path in the Generation II Pokémon series games.

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[baptistonfire]

Here we go again with the question of determinism in the Mario universe.

[sawbuckplus]

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Carlin was barely a comedian by the end and I blame him at least partially for the rise of "clapter" or "applause comedy".

[frogressive-rock]

am I actually agreeing with Jeff Fucking Bezos here

[betterthanideserve]

Read the article bros, we're pretty much already there. The wealthy already bear the vast majority of the tax burden.

[baptistonfire]

I also want the bottom half of earners to pay zero taxes. Also I want the top half of earners to pay zero taxes. I want the government to rely on the people to willingly fund it, and if it wants to do something the people don't want it doesn't get funded and it doesn't get done.

[an0neemouse]

Hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (writing fics).

[rott1ingbonep1le]

This is how my posts look

[thebookwormfairy]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[thegrizzler-deactivated20180526]

Same

[lordbear1]

Why the fuck did I read this!!!

[classysoulenthusiast]

Okay end of scrolling today!!!

[nonyayo2]

25 Minutes.

The countdown begins, Now!

[baptistonfire]

I actually for real just really like the picture. It amuses me for reasons I can't articulate.

[definitelynotplanetfall]

the catholic church should be categorized as a terrorist organization until they apologize entirely for all of the crusades. not just the sack of constantinople but all of it. also every massacre in the bible. if the pope is god's representative and the bible is a historical record and you want governments to treat these as true, well, the bible is admission to a hell of a lot of deliberate targeting of civilians. let's try the pope for war crimes

[anew-jackson]

christofascism will win

[tlaquetzqui]

Most of the people killed in the Crusades were Christians killed by Muslims.

Shrieking self-righteous atheists really not doing much to discredit Nietzsche’s “Anglos with braincase deformities” description.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

The Crusades were a response to centuries of Muslim conquest.

History never agrees with leftist beliefs.

[baptistonfire]

I'm not a fan of many things Catholics do but I'm 100% on board with the Crusades.