Hello

I do what I want on here and I do it inconsistently. If something I say upsets you, sorry. But also oh well. People always make assumptions so let me say: I am not a Republican. Disagreeing with liberals does not mean I'm Republican. Few things in life are black & white =)

[animentality]

[the-prequal]

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

so this is one of the big AZP comics that makes its rounds on the internet. Sam, Alex, and Atea are obvious, but who are the other two women playing cards? I haven't seen them in any other AZP strips that get shared regularly

The girl in blue is Nina Ninja. She is not a member of the crew, she is a side character that had a grudge against Alex because Alex was constantly stealing from her. She’s also one of the few characters to treat Adam fairly well, so that’s yet another reason why this comic doesn’t work.

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💬 0  🔁 4  ❤️ 36 · I think Nina is one of the most intriguing, yet under utilized characters in AZP. And you're probably thinking, "What the

The other girl is named Aluinde. She is ALSO not actually a member of her crew, and is a former friend of Alex’s who supposedly betrayed her at some point. She only shows up in person in like one comic and is mentioned maybe like four times.

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💬 2  🔁 50  ❤️ 130 · Wait, what's the comic about why there's so many women in the crew? I present to you the comic titled “Women RULE!”, in

The reason that they’re in the comic is because Dobson had to lie to make a “I respect women” comic because Alex’s crew actually has 3 men and two women on it.

[the-prequal]

"[women] don't smell bad"

From my experience, women are more likely to smell bad because of this exact thought. Some of them think they don't need deodorant because it's men who are stinky. Then they walk around reeking of BO and they're oblivious

[the-prequal]

Being in a bad mood and scrolling through Tumblr is such a gamble.

Every other post I see right now is filled with depressing amounts of antisemitism and/or leftwing political bull, which could make my mood worse.

But the other posts are cute and/or funny, which could make me feel better.

Who will win??

[beardedmrbean]

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[the-prequal]

The wife and I started talking about buying a couple guitars (acoustic for her, bass for me) and suddenly I was getting ads for buying... Flutes and clarinets?

So two things there

1 - we already own two of each, so no.

2 - if you're gonna listen to our conversations, at least be competent about it

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[liberalsarecool]

The America 250 concert is going up in flames.

World Cup will be a bust. Hotels empty.

Touch MAGA and die.

[the-prequal]

Well, don't care about soccer and never have.

And I don't think about Trump nearly as much as you guys do, so I'm still pretty excited about 250.

I don't let morons ruin my fun.

I'm grilling on July 4th and watching "America: The Motion Picture" because hell yea America!

Why would I let any president ruin it for me? I'm not deranged.

[beardedmrbean]

Alternate Bazaar Art

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[yokelfelonking]

No. No, I wasn't. The people who told me that communism was bad also told me that segregation was bad.

Also I am capable of coming to my own conclusions about these things regardless of who told me about them and I have determined that communism is an absolute dogshit ideology.

[brazenautomaton]

"It's not my fault that all you have to do to 'spread anti-communist propaganda' is open a history book and read what's inside."

Also what the fuck does Videl have to do with this.

[the-prequal]

"the fictional character would agree with me!"

[srsfunny]

I’m ready to feel royal!

[beardedmrbean]

This is a A+ video even without the tiny tot sleeping, it exceeds 100% on the awesome scale with.

[impishthing]

[the-prequal]

[basedhighsenberg]

The Del Taco cheeseburger is a hidden American gem

[tendie-defender]

Eating del taco while sober? Unironically?

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

The del taco next to my work gave us buy one get one coupons on cheeseburgers. I ate a dozen that week

[the-prequal]

Every time I tell people Del Taco burgers are surprisingly good, they look at me like I'm crazy

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[gsirvitor]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[flyfeline]

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHAT THE HELL

[duckily]

[biglawbear]

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

[hotvampireadjacent]

This post has been getting notes for like 4 times longer than the shitty job that I was thinking about whitestown for

[cassie-is-trans]

[beardedmrbean]

Latinos proud of their agricultural heritage, people complain they tell them to stop being racists.