[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[cheap-slaw]

Happy pride form two gays who got stuck in space with an alien🏳️‍🌈

[erumelde]

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[twinksauron]

i believe the og gay rights boromir is this one from this post

but no number of gay rights boromir is enough gay rights boromir tbh

[bisexual-boromir]

I actually made that! I used it for my header but currently use this update one!:

Feel free to spam to group chats with it lmao

[bentothuglife]

my cat just came up and meowed very loudly and insistently and even nipped at my leg and when i was like "FINE" and got up to follow her she led me to the next room where a patch of sun was coming in. she wanted me to sit in the sun with her.

[zillamoroll]

myah

[bentothuglife]

Ahhhh oh my god Incredible art, thank you my love!

Also she literally just did it again

[zillamoroll]

sunbathe with her Or Else

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[peacozy]

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

[i-stole-a-demons-personality]

love how 1977 hobbit movie really did their best to portray Gandalf as the kind, nice, humble and wise wizard he is

like sure old man id totally go on an adventure with you cause you asked so nicely

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

hahahahahahahahahaha suck it JD Vance.

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[feralbnuuy]

I think it's impossible to disentangle decolonization without tackling food sovereignty which is impossible to address without wide scale ecological restoration. If someone is against ecological restoration it is absolutely not a stretch to say they're pro-colonization and pro-imperialism.

[feralbnuuy]

also if you research indigenous rights even a little bit the necessity of ecological restoration is front and center! Colonization purposefully and systematically destroyed, deforested, stripmined, and paved over indigenous lands. True decolonization absolutely requires restoring ecosystems. And you can misread this in bad faith and twist it into some sort of appeal to the primal untouched wilderness of ye olden times but you know very well that's not what I'm fucking saying.

[isuggestlandback]

I have a suggestion

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[elvisomar]

[basileater]

ive always been willing to die on the hill of cis women being able to beat cis men in sports so nobody will ever ever make me concerned about trans women in womens sports even if i was delusional enough to believe that was a comparable situation. do i think a cis woman could beat a trans woman in fucking pickleball or whatever? Buddy I think a cis woman could beat a cis male bodybuilder in sports. You will not get me

[basileater]

many people in these notes are revealing how they truly don't believe afab people are capable of beating amab people at Any sports due to their fragile bird bones delicate skin and and trying to make it seem like i'm feeding afab people to lions in the coliseum. you people are not only wrong but more importantly you are Stupidt

[penrosesun]

Also… folks probably aren’t ready for this conversation, but maybe the reason why so many people incorrectly think that cis women can’t beat cis men at sports has something to do with the fact that a shocking number of self-IDed feminists are still out there calling accomplished cis women power lifters fat and ugly and masculine, and essentially “no true Scotsman”-ing away the womanhood of everyone who has a body type that doesn’t conform to a societal beauty standard that prizes female physical weakness.