:fingerguns:

hi, I'm just a guy try'na have a chill time. let's just be cool to each other, ok?

[spectralidax]

There is a tower made of scrap on Planet Shark called the wobbly tooth, whose inhabitant is barely seen. Only once every week is the inhabitant seen as they reveal themselves as they fire their F.L.B at an unseen target and then return to their abode.

[only-cat-memes]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[battletailors]

🦜

[injuries-in-dust]

[anthropicscholar]

more evidence for the 'they didnt dissappear, they just married into our communities' theory

[nitpickspot]

Neaderthals were too thick and sexy to survive. Sad.

[maimonideznuts-temporary]

Denisovans too

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

This shit reads like a tumblr post

[vermilionstarlight]

the beach that. makes you dead

[tastylemonbread]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[goth-queen]

[hawlnix]

oh my god...

[cupidswoe]

Get your priorities in order

[grezzirossi]

Few days ago I played Holliday so badly my Dynamo decided to give up with me in solidarity.

[hawfstuff]

One could say he's Valve's first "Jer-Man" but that too would be incorrect.

[exchlomation]

We are losing yellow guardian because we made the classic blunder of the coughing baby and nuclear bomb teamup

[emp-roar]

The Doorman, 1898. A clayface comic study.