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hi i’m taly (she/her) and I'm fakedeep artblog: talypie

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out

[barzum-and-baizli]

why anime girl’s skirts always look like jet engine turbines.

[jinxling]

explain

[barzum-and-baizli]

[ascendantdestiny]

Why jet engine turbines always look like anime girl’s skirts.

[barzum-and-baizli]

this is the only actually funny reply to this post

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

I’ve always enjoyed Dr. Seuss illustrations, particularly the surreal hellscape variety.

He always had this knack for crafting detailed nightmarish fantasy imagery of loneliness, fear, and discomfort whenever his stories called for it.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

something ive been thinking about lately is how weirdly impenetrable Youtube Poop is. how many years of history there are that you really just had to be there for. 

like, imagine someone has never seen a ytp before and theyve never heard of the zelda cdi games. imagine they see one of those youtube poops with a narrative starring those characters. imagine how lost that person must be. a weird, sorta comedic narrative starring cut out and repurposed characters from some ghastly cartoon you don’t recognize, sometimes mario and luigi are there, there’s some kind of plot going on about a movie called dino time. you’re totally lost. 

[paramaline]

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

[drearyhours]

[shingojira]

[ricecakkke]

[queernigga]

via @vajussy

[logarto]

stop being horny at sethverman hes just bald and has a synth

[logarto]

you guys are making jokes on this post but like its a real issue youre treating this real human being like hes a fictional character just bc hes a popular internet figure like thats a real man stop being fucking weird in his inbox and on his posts. also just in general at users on this site. its inappropriate and creepy

[detailedart]

“On Friday, July 27, the full moon passed through the shadow of the Earth for 103 minutes. It was the longest “blood moon” lunar eclipse of the century, as the moon turned red in the shadow of the Earth for nearly two hours.” x - x - x - x

[rabdoidal]

MAGNUS WEEK - 14/11 // LOVE/LOSS

The birds gonna make the wedding bed And the trees gonna lay the wedding table And the rivers gonna give us the wedding bands

mags and jules cleaned up for their wedding day

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[namumula-moved-deactivated20190]

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

when

[theoikos]

Everyone who gets like really into Greek mythology either ends up worshipping the gods, studying classics, gay, or somehow all three at once

[kermitlesbian]

let them seethe boy

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

LGBT+ people like playing tieflings because

1: they’re colorful like yes of COURSE I’m gonna choose to be purple over some shade of brown this is a FANTASY GAME

2: if you hurt them they have the inherent ability to retaliate by setting you on fire there is literally no harder clapback

3: they’re half fiend so they’re interesting by default, also it provides an easy way to write an “overcoming my ingrained self image and discovering who I really am” backstory

4: they’re supposedly super uncommon and a small minority of the population but wow there sure do seem to be a lot of us in the adventuring guilds lately idk sounds like human propaganda to me, you know what they say, one in every seven adventurers is a tiefling and if you don’t see one in your party that means it’s you

5: they’re hated and feared and viewed with disgust by most “normal” races for no reason other than the exaggerated, misunderstood myths and stories passed down from closed-minded ancestors even though most of them are totally fine and upstanding people who happen to be a little different and HMMMM maybe we relate to that just a little bit

[frogmp3]