i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
Ah, we've entered the "fleeing to Latin America" phase of the downfall. Okay.
A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal âđ»
"Jet is Katara's first kiss" is cool.
but what about "Katara is Jet's first kiss... and the last". then what? what are you gonna do about it, ha?
*silently crying* damn it... why do I do this to myself?
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I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)
I'm glad you all like the Nigeria Pride post!
Originally, I went in worried the opposite would happen. Growing up, I've been taught that Nigeria, the country, is homophobic. (I was born in America.) But over time, I learned that there's tons of other queer Nigerians; some are out, and some are in the closet đ.
I'm also not used to this much attention, lol
Thank you all!
Theyâre calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I donât think life begins at contraception but Iâd still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled thatâs the wrong word wait no stopïżŒ
Google Search is now Google Gemini 3.5 Flash Search
That means that all searches as of today (Tuesday, May 26, 2026) are being run through Geminiâs latest model on both the input and output sides, regardless of previous opt-in or -out preferences
Hereâs what youâre going to do:
Download and Install Firefox Mobile
Open the 3-dot Menu
Tap on âSettingsâ
Go to âSearchâ
Under âAlternative Search Engines,â tap âAdd Search Engineâ
Name it however youâd like and enter this: https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=%s&noai
Tap âSaveâ
Back in the âSearchâ menu, go to âDefault Search Engineâ
Tap on the newly added DuckDuckGo
Back in the âSearchâ menu, youâll see Google enabled in your âAlternative Search Enginesâ - disable the toggle to remove Google results
Happy searching!
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyâre gone. itâs the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatâs not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
itâs a shame more vampire media doesnât pull from vampire bat behavior because theyâre such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didnât find a meal! thereâs evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but theyâve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!
@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world
forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
the moon told me personally that she thinks youâre obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause sheâs always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it âThe Man In The Moonâ. Sheâs a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. Sheâs a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if itâs ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name âChandraâ itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having âmoon-like faces,â with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like âNilaaâ (âmoonâ in Tamil) and âInduâ (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!Â
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.Â
Reblog if youâre gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.
why does the US have a theme park ride thats just presidential speeches. who would want to visit that. that sounds like something yeonmi park would make up about north korea
Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches
skinner gets so tired
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
â30-50 wild hogsâ for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
âwhat were YOU doing at the devils sacramentâ for how do you know that without being a part of it.
âanyone in this thread smoke weedâ for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
âdogs are boys and cats are girlsâ for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
âcolor theory in a childrens hospitalâ for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
âyou are a tar pitâ for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
âis the __ in the room with us right now?â for I Donât Think Thatâs Real.
âbean soup? im allergic to beans!â for ik this doesnât work for you, but thatâs not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
âpeople irl: hey man hows it goingâ for this will Never Matter irl