Bastard

Lemon flavored bastard rabbit. 23

[legofemme]

Actually so much of the discussions around caine rn are extremely misogynistic and its legit making me feel fucking crazy. Ohh hes so tragic (true) if only pomni and gangle and ragatha loved and coddled and listened to him more (what) if only the women had been loving enough then the man wouldnt have abused them (genuine argument i have seen multiple times) these women are so stupid for not coddling and being a therapist for this man who is also their god (implicit power imbalance)(they are just as traumatized as he is)(he is making active choices to not meet them where they are and has done so the entire series)(the one time he tried to do this he doubled down on how they should only ever do what he wants) these women need to know their place and pay attention to him him.him the only reason they got tortured is because they arent matronly enough. Are you people fucking hearing yourselves. Circus fans emitting so many conservative tradwife particles it can be detected through the screen talking unironically about how women deserve to be tortured for not being 'caring enough'

[dreadxfear]

He is so cooked in the next episodes

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[viscericorde]

the vibes dissonance of ppl online can be crazy. did you know the artist behind those cutesy crow comics that do big numbers on here ran hiveworks into the ground so hard that 100 artists who worked w them came together to put out a statement abt how they and their work had been absolutely fucked by the incompetency and malice of it all

[spadelynnne]

Wet cat 🫵

[bearloonz]

been having thoughts on admin Kinger theories and the like.

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[marisol-000]

INCREDIBLY bold of Jax to claim to be the funny one when this happened in the exact same episode

[stupidandregretful-deactivated2]

idea, idea!!

make me your very own pornstar, tell me what to wear, how to have my hair, how to sit and how to act then make me film myself for you. use me to carry out your filthiest fantasies, make a little folder full of my slutty, dirty videos and get off to them, demanding new ones every time you need one, it doesn’t matter what i’m doing because i belong to you, i’m your personal slut.

of course i love it, little pathetic whores like me do, i’m just a cocksleeve for you to abuse whenever your pretty cock needs a set of holes.

please come and take advantage of me!

[basementxdweller]

i want a girl to forcemasc me but like. in a girly way. you know. like a femboy. you get it

[tentacleteapot]

you’re no Hamburger Helper

you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

[tentacleteapot]

[tentacleteapot]

this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in making a post about hamburger puns, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[tentacleteapot]

you’re no Hamburger Helper

you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

[tentacleteapot]

[tentacleteapot]

this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in making a post about hamburger puns, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[curioscurio]

end the hate. BAN clownfighting

[aroaceakutagawa]

random hot take: nonhuman races in fiction who are just depicted as humans but diFFerEnt are boring. make it stop

i've seen this happen so many times. "faeries" who are just attractive people who use magic. "elves" that look like your typical skinny fair skinned person but with pointy ears. "mermaids" just being women (and its almost always women) with a perfect hourglass figure that just happens to end seamlessly in a smooth fishtail. "demons" literally being hot guys with horns.

like... show some creativity (and let's face it, some realism) y'all. if your mermaid lives underwater, breathes through gills, they're likely not mammalian, so why the tits? "but what if they're like sirens and lure people in by being attracti- " sure. but that's such an old, overdone trope.

give me mermaids that have evolved streamlined, scaled bodies for better underwater navigation, bulbous eyes to see in the dark depths, hell, maybe even rows of serrated teeth to rip into their hapless victims with if you're so bent on basing them off sirens. give me demons that look as scary as they act because they've literally come from hell. give me faeries, nymphs, elves and other nature-dwelling species with elongated limbs to help them climb from tree to tree, skin tones like earthy browns and greens to help them with camoflague. just stop making them look like conventionally attractive people wearing halloween costumes from etsy.

they're nonhuman races, so stop making them gratuitously human.

[astraldemise]

[pathologising]

(\/)...(-_-)...(\/) <- lopster

[rihrus]

Tbh has gotten a job at five guys

[theyshapedlikefriends]

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