Oh, Worm?

18+. She/her. 90s baby. Multi-fandom. Thinking about Ilya Rozanov

[battinsimp]

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Battinsimp

New blog, same bats

[lesbianlandry]

[lioncourtz]

he's so silly

[livsoulsecrets]

Batman: Urban Legends #23

[jackhawksmoor]

Bruce: *glowers in repression of emotions*

10 year old Dick Grayson: I understand your mission and the loss of your parents and I love you and we're partners and you're part of my family now

Bruce *weeping into his cowl*: okay

[amnesiaguy]

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

[amnesiaguy]

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

[okavara]

[ilyapasta]

So I think the way you know you suck at hockey (at the professional level, I know no one in the NHL actually sucks) is if you’re playing poorly and Shane Hollander is still nice to you. “You you did good out there, man. No sweat.” He’s mean to the players who have potential (“What the FUCK were you thinking Haas?”), or the really good players fucking up on bad nights. He doesn’t even talk to his husband out at Monks after Rozanov missed his pass on the power play (“I set it up perfectly for you, Ilya, if you’d just admit it then maybe I could help you fix it for next time—“) but he’s asking you about the kids and where you go for Christmas. You’re never getting off the fourth line bud. Actually, Hollander just bought you a beer, which means you’ll be back in the minors next week.

[regainingparadise]

OP you read my mind. I’ve been thinking all week that Shane is like that meme of Gordon Ramsey with kids vs Gordon Ramsey with adults

I mean, Shane is going to express himself wildly differently from Ramsey lol. But if you’re someone who Should Know Better and you play hockey badly, he’s going to murder you with his brain. If you suck but are a cocky shit, he’s gonna put you in your place. But if you are Doing Your Actual Best, he’ll privately think you should be sent down to the AHL and he definitely doesn’t want you on his line, and he might forget you exist sometimes, but he’s not gonna be cruel to you about it.

(He’s very polite and supportive about Rose’s brothers who never achieved hockey success. Wow✨ he almost got into the AHL✨ that’s great!✨ he tells Rose magnanimously)

[ilyapasta]

@nyxlyx okay NOW i’m adding your brilliant tags to the CORRECT post jfc. Time to get off tumblr. But what I was saying is that it’s sending me that Luca is essentially like “if you like Tanner Dillon So Much Then Why Don’t You Marry Him!”

[finny-red]

Canada’s Power Couple

[radawaycunt]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

[radawaycunt]

AND we kissed, also

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[mutinsfromthemoon]

they’re doing one of those fun videos interviews with the communications intern. the guys walking through the tunnel before hitting the ice and drawing question from a cup the intern is holding. shane picks one and reads it out loud “if you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?” and he doesn’t even hesitate “i already do that” and the intern is like “wait what do you mean?” and shane gestures vaguely in ilya’s direction and ilya that was right behind him with troy and others centaurs, just open the biggest grin on his face and all the guys start groaning and booing cus they’re disgustingly in love and can never be normal about each other

[lilliesandpucks]

that one photo of connor storrie but it’s ilya

[pigswithwings]

not to be cringe but its gonna be fine & i love u

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

I keep seeing people say that shane being cruel in the long game is uncharacteristic when to me it perfectly falls in line with his arc especially during the christmas fight. like throughout the book shane has become so insularly focused on his own anxieties and fears about having to hide himself and his relationship with ilya and how he’s getting older and his need to be the best that he’s become the worst version of himself in regards to his need for control. we see this in what he eats, how he trains, where he expects ilya to be. even after the halloween party he expects ilya to be on the same page because he can’t fathom that there are other pages that he could be on. He’s cut all other pleasures besides ilya out of his life, and so of course at Christmas when its obvious that ilya isn’t behaving like shane wants him to and he can’t eat the cookies and he’s hungry and tired and scared all the time and all the sudden ilya introduces new wants and also drops Everything onto shane’s lap shane is going to lash out. what else is he supposed to do?

[lavenderprose]

Shane at a presser: Yeah our guys are really working hard, tonight's game was--

Arthur Pike, sitting in Hayden's lap at the next microphone, shouting: HELLO SHANE HOLLANDER

Shane: Ha, um--tonight's game was tough but we're hungry for it--

Arthur Pike, struggling out of his father's grasp: SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

Shane, whispering: Okay, okay.

Hayden Pike, leaning into the microphone once Arthur is happily slung between both their laps: He, uh, really likes Shane.

[mymultifandomhell]

return of the soju post / ?

[tricktack]

you. person with dermatillomania and/or trichotillomania. what are you doing right now and should you be doing that. ok thank you for your time