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Mostly he just raged.

[whatagrump]

Hamilton + Text Posts (5/?)

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[stevebuckythyla]

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OMFG STEPHEN!!!!!

someone asked him this before this show and this was really his answer holy shit

@wakandv

[teamtylerandkorey]

[sunshinetoday]

badassbettyrizzo:

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BILL CLINTON MOUTHES “THAT’S MY GIRL” CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT. 

[timgy]

Listen, I voted for her, but in my heart I don’t know that I’ve had many moments of truly liking or admiring her. But this moment? This poise? This complete self-control (in a situation where sexist men would expect her to be falling apart)? I have never been prouder or more admiring of someone. I agree, Bill. That’s our girl.

[fuzzyourself]

I feel so relaxed now! Thanks, random internet GIF!

[micdotcom]

in case you need this tonight.

[thelegendofclarke]

Literally millions of Americans right now are telling women this: It doesn’t matter how qualified you are. It doesn’t matter how smart, capable, or experienced you are. It doesn’t matter if you are the most qualified person for your job in American History… You are still not as good as a sexist, racist, bigoted, misogynistic fuckboy who paints himself orange.

In my opinion, that’s a fucking shame.

[battlewearylaurelin]

depression: just skip today’s lectures and stay in bed all day and cry a bit

anxiety: you can’t skip any classes, don’t even miss a second, or you’ll fail and amount to nothing

me: can you AT LEAST not talk at the same time

[transguyrambleson]

The debate tonight, basically:

Mediator: What makes you think she’s a witch?

Trump: Well, she’s turned me into a newt!

Mediator: A newt?

Trump: …I got better.

[sebastianfucker]

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

[sebastianfucker]

My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”

And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.

[bunnyxdoodles]

if you took Remy Buxaplenty from Fairly Odd Parents and gave him white hair, he would look like Mike Pence

don’t believe me?  look at this

now look at this

[joshua-wright]

Is it too pretentious if I write my crappy website’s address on these comics? I don’t think so.

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[canvasprettyboy-deactivated2023]

irl umbreon

[politicalmachine]

[gay-duck]

Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt

[mustardprecum]

Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him

[malmao]

i love him

[lisbon]

[hawk-and-handsaw-blog]

reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild youth he agrees to eat six pomegranate seeds and stay with her for half of every year. 

[newarkwilder]

# ID READ THE FUCK OUT OF THAT # HE TRIES BEING ALL IMPOSINGLY MIGHTY AND WRATHFUL WHILE PERSPHONE JUST GOES ON WATERING THE FLOWERS OUTSIDE HIS CAGE # HE PETITIONS TO AT LEAST GET SOME DEATHBELL AND NIGHTSHADE AND ASPHODEL GROWING IN THERE BUT IT’S ALL LOTUSES AND SUNFLOWERS AND APPLES # AND LIKE CORN EVERYWHERE HE FUCKING HATES CORN # THEY COMPROMISE ON POMEGRANATES (x)

[justnuts-deactivated20140815]

It’d be even funnier if the other gods show up all “Persephone, hey, you got the lord of death in there so no one’s dying anymore and the world is getting too full—” “Not my problem”

[natural--blues]

@kelkat9

[sindri42]

This would of course lead to a word in which there is no winter, but people can only die for six months out of the year. Which is a heck of a setting for all kinds of story.

[mutaharus]

[loudairhornnoises-deactivated20]

someone drew this

they storyboarded it

then they animated it

and then inked and colored it

they were professionally paid to draw and animate a middle aged man’s crotch slowly advancing on them

[ask-futurekarl]

Pure gold

[ghostbusters20-16]

How heavy are those damn backpacks?

[geniebelcher]

Melissa McCarthy gently bouncing Kate McKinnon is my aesthetic.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh my god this is CUTE

[ayellowbirds]

Look at her clinging to Melissa like a koala <3

[vore-goblin]

@ columbia pictures pls make this an actual scene in the movie