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aenslem

…but it is the second time that I’ve played a serial killer.

hero-in-high-tops

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

Thanks @niksfake

One day, Clark is bored at work so he messages Bruce saying as much, hoping they could talk for a bit to help pass the time.

What he did not expect was for Bruce to tweet 'ostriches arn't real'.

The office becomes alive with activity. Perry marches over and tells Clark to write an article about how one of the richest men in the world does not believe a bird exists.

The interview?

Clark Kent: "Would you care to elaborate on what you meant about not believing ostriches exist?"

Bruce Wayne: "No."

Others then ask Bruce what his thoughts on other birds are. Penguins? Real. Flamingos? Not real. Pigeons? Some are, some arn't. It depends.

On the upside Clark's afternoon became a whole lot less boring. On the downside there is now a Twitter account called 'BirdsBruceWThinksArntReal'.

hedgiwithapen

“robins?” clark asks as the last question. “robins aren’t birds.”

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ghostlypanda

it's the BOY (｡ᐤヮᐤ｡)

pls go watch it

tmsource

Anything interesting? Couple of things.

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myfaveisnormal

[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

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lockzinhas

elasticitymudflap

i can never face my family again

inabasket

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

babyanimalgifs

This cute platypus

(via)

big-ass-magnet

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

bogleech

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

special-lucky-chosen-one

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out