I laughed so fucking hard at this
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@batvador
I laughed so fucking hard at this
always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote
song of the summer!!
Shouldn’t Have Done That
Sometime early on in Sunlight Entertainment’s existence:
Executive at Sunlight Entertainment: Hello Kang Sajang-nim! Did you have a good weekend?
Celine: Oh yes, it was quite peaceful. Rumi and I spent a day in the garden, then she had a long nap in the sun while I got some reading done.
Executive: Oh that’s nice! Good weekend with Rumi!
Executive, turning to his coworkers after Celine leaves: Ok Rumi… Is that Celine’s daughter or her cat?
Coworkers: *turn and look at each other with uncertainty*
Celine’s secretary: Wait no one knows?
Head of Marketing: I mean…she’s notoriously private.
Secretary: I think Rumi is her daughter. Spent the day gardening? You do that with kids.
Accountant: What if it’s an outdoor cat?
Marketing: Fell asleep in the sun? That’s a cat.
Assistant: Kids do that all the time. Mine did that just the other day.
Executive: Ok I guess we’re doing this. Time to play Cat or Daughter.
*Celine walks back in*
Executive: Hey Kang Sajang-nim, I was just wondering: what do you do with Rumi in the garden?
Celine: Oh not much. Rumi usually gets distracted by catching butterflies while I do most of the work.
Secretary: What’s Rumi’s favourite food again?
Celine: Kimbap, especially the kind with tuna.
Marketing: And how old is Rumi?
Celine: Six. Her energy’s finally waning a little but she still finds new ways to get into mischief. The other day she got stuck in a tree.
Assistant: Chasing a bird?
Celine: No I had left the back door open for a moment and she bolted. Started climbing immediately. Although once she realized her mistake she cried and cried until I climbed up there myself to get her down.
Executive: Ok this is getting us nowhere. Is Rumi your daughter or your cat?
Celine, offended: How could you ask me that? *storms off*
Executive: I…I still don’t know which it is.
Zoerumi’s worst enemy arrives
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation
This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
Me: Hey, I'm so-and-so, just calling because my brother ate here, and he ordered the clams? And I just wanted to give you a heads up that he's got really, really bad food poisoning.
Worker: We order everything fresh from a reliable source.
Me: That's great, I just wanted to let you know just in case.
Worker: Well it couldn't have been us, we follow a very strict procedure.
Me: ....Okay, yeah, I'm not looking for compensation or anything. It could have been something else. I just wanted to give you guys a heads up in case, I don't know, something happened in transit, or someone has the flu or something.
Worker: They don't. We don't do that.
Me: ......
Me: Okay well like I said, I'm not calling to complain, we're just covering our bases. Thanks though.
Worker: Okay. Have a good one.
Me: You too
*click*
Me to my brother: They say it wasn't them
My brother, still hunched over on his porcelain throne five hours deep into solo level grinding a toilet+bucket X2 combo breaker marathon for the title of King Shits, Lord and Ruler of the Bon Bon Von Püpenshittën Empire: it's fine
The Kingdom is in good hands
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?
hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?
Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it
I hope when I say "please advise" in an email they know I sent it screaming in utter terror and confusion
i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.
did not know part 2 existed, here you go. another stab