Tobias

A filthy homestuck lives here. seer of heart davekat enthusiast They/Them

[birdnormal]

show me the roundest cat

[foolishdeadbeat]

[batz-insonne]

He's so.. Round

[ohcorny]

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

[jayray01]

happy pride fuck the police

[salemruinseverything]

happy pride fuck the police

[no-gender-only-soup]

happy pride fuck the police

[fight-me-for-an-appl3]

happy pride fuck the police

[fandomphantomfreak]

happy pride fuck the police

[the-real-sonata]

happy pride fuck the police

[artarcade-deactivated20220808]

happy pride fuck the police

[get-momoed]

happy pride fuck the police

[infinitevoidofnoodles]

happy pride fuck the police

[thetransmascbadass]

happy pride fuck the police

[internet-schvitzinq]

happy pride fuck the police

[jules-the-gothicorn]

happy pride fuck the police

[little-slice-of-eden]

happy pride fuck the police

[thelostarchangel]

happy pride fuck the police

[wtf-is-a-person]

Happy pride fuck the police

[regicide1997]

happy pride fuck the police

[lamentedgores-adventures]

Happy pride fuck the police

[deathtokillian]

happy pride fuck the police

[lgbt-meme-dealer]

happy pride fuck the police

[negative-generation]

happy pride fuck the police

[woot-my-doot]

happy pride fuck the police

[probsjosh]

happy pride fuck the police

[batz-insonne]

Happy pride fuck the police

[naraki]

Okay now remember, the chat are the voices in technos head,,,,,

Do with this as you will

[quinnfebrey]

asians: pls care about racism against us

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[quinnfebrey]

like literally the fact that this has 9 notes (and most other posts abt asian american rep i’ve seen, rbed, or written have similar amounts), is proving my point. every time i reblog or post anything about racism agains asians, i can literally see everyone scrolling past it. not even given a performative like. are y’all consciously ignoring it or are you truly just that desensitized to racism against asians?

[madsinactivelol]

May I add:

Dont fetishize asians.

Dont make coronavirus jokes about asians. (Yes, it’s still happening, and it’s still a problem.)

Dont like?? Stereotype asians? Not every asian you’re going to meet is good at math or lives on a diet of rice, that’s just rude as hell and wrong

[reihara-deactivated20220417]

Exactly. Speak up for everyone.

Keep the same energy for racism against all asians as we do with other races. That includes more than just east asians. Asia is more than China, Japan and Korea.

And I see y'all, you’re really selective about the shit y'all reblog from me. This should have more than one reblog.

[batz-insonne]

My boyfriend: *Eats normally on call with no problem*

Me: Aha mute go brrrrr

[swamp-deactivated-deactivated20]

There are Gays Among Us!

Hi! Are you LGBT+ and preferably not a massive bigot? Do you like to play or watch Among Us? Boy do I have the place for you. Come join my Among Us discord server in order to play games with gamers who won’t make shitty jokes or call you slurs! We do have a few rules which you can read when you join. Just know I’m not above banning people real fast for being combative or breaking the rules. JOIN HERE

[spacevirgil]

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

[sixratsinatrenchcoat]

Reblogging every time I see this

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[voncent-am]

Please Money Susie, I need yer cash

[1night2last3ever-deactivated202]

Don’t underestimate the money susie

[cursetopia]

Money susie!

[for-the-ultima]

I always say don’t knock it till you try it

[batz-insonne]

Fuck it reblog time

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

Why does the main villain in Megamind look like a grown up version of Snotty Boy from Back at the Barnyard?

[batz-insonne]

This socker punched me in the throat- I--

WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE SOONER??

[batz-insonne]

Due to personal reasons, Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time is not 100% canon

[batz-insonne]

Oh btw, I decided to make an art account on Instagram @/batz.insonne so if you guys wanna check it out that's on the table lmao

Here's one art thing I posted, its genuinely the proudest I've felt about a piece of art I did 😊

[fluckingfeathers]

Had a tiddy talk in a discord

Controversial topic? Yes. Did I still feel like you all deserved to know? Also yes.

You may dm me if discomforted or would like too fight me on the sizes

[batz-insonne]

🙌Tiddy appreciation🙌

[batz-insonne]

When me and my bro were kids I was double dog dared to give him a wedgie.. I turned him into a soprano that day and picked him off the ground by his underwear-

He then proceeded to kick me and break my growth plate..

Worth it

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

GOTTEM

[asterythm]

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

[batz-insonne]

Happy 4:20 4/20/20

Thank you and goodnight

[batz-insonne]

I'm angy, this is bullshit, this is treason, this is malarkey, this is unacceptable-- My heart can't take this any longer!

Me after seeing a pretty girl/guy who I try to avoid and not stare at bc I don't wanna be rude