Cute Trash

You can call me Becca. I'm 29. I love Disney and butts. "God is good, all the time. All the time, God is good."

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn

[feels-by-the-foot]

I honestly don’t care how many times I reblog it

peepo makes me lose my fucking shit

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[mysharona1987]

[megan-renee]

obsessed

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

[farmerzonly]

from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:

[pathologising]

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

[pathologising]

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[mono-red-menace]

thieves’ guild….

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[but-sometimes-im-not]

every tumblr stan of anyone needs to take these words of lizzo-via-katya and imprint them upon your soul. I swear to god some of the most authentic self-love I have felt in the last couple years has been from an intentional effort to redirect some of the immense love i feel for people like doctor bitchcraft here back towards myself and it fucking works.

[sandersstudies]

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

[sandersstudies]

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[brainbubblegum]

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

[skodasforge]

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

[skodasforge]

[ownerofidaho]

this post just gets worse every time i see it.

[sahind]

Rogue One || The Mandalorian

[toastbutteregg]