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I need to start over and be organized.
PEAK INSANITY
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Ok every time I see this post I see people cheering about it and it always bothers me. I know you’re all happy and excited that a female with a high position is saying this but I feel like this needs to be said though I’m sure no one is gonna pay attention anyway.
1. First, this thing as far as I know is either from 9gag.com or reddit, it has NO LEGITIMATE SOURCE whatsoever. Nearly all sources about this “comment” she made is in English, and a few in simplified Chinese. Simplified Chinese is NOT the official language of Taiwan, we use traditional Chinese……and information concerning this comment that are written in traditional Chinese? Not much. I’ve even saw some Taiwanese people confused af, posting this pic and asking where this is from and everyone is like “Huh, she said that? I don’t think she said that.” Some even speculated that maybe it’s a fake Chinese new to make her look bad but I doubt that because my next point.
2. Honestly that comment doesn’t even make sense in Chinese, we don’t have that saying, it clearly is a response to the English saying “Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.”
3. The reason why she isn’t married isn’t because she doesn’t want to “buy a whole pig just for a sausage”. She said in an interview once (the interview is published by newspaper) that she had a fiancé when she was in College, but he died in an accident. After that she really didn’t have the heart or time to be in a serious relationship again as she has devoted herself in politics. Saying that she isn’t married because of reason other than the one she said herself is quite disrespecting.
4. The comment itself is rather very double standard sexist, it’s not okay to comment something like that to women, so why is it okay to make that comment when it’s directed to men?
She is a awesome female politician, I’m glad I voted for her and I’m very excited on how she is going to change my country in the future. But to me it’s just disrespectful when you are putting words she did not say into her mouth to further spread your own viewpoints.
You know what? If there is anything about her that deserves to be well known, it shouldn’t be this fake comment she never said, I feel like it should be how she is an absolute huge cat nerd/lover instead.
Anyway thank you for those who has bothered to read this.
My point is, this is fake stop spreading false information.
Thank you for debunking that post! Some more information about this wonderful lady, who is the first female president of Taiwan: Her name is Tsai Ing-Wen, she supports marriage equality and Taiwanese sovereignty, and she has two lovely cats who went with her on the campaign trail.
The cats’ names are Xiang-Xiang (which means something like “think think”) and Ah-Tsai. (If I have them wrong, someone tell me!)
They’re both rescue cats: Xiang-Xiang was rescued after a typhoon and Tsai herself found Ah-Tsai as a stray in a pineapple field.
The picture above is Xiang-Xiang (I think), and this is Ah-Tsai:
(Sources: BBC and CNN)
I still lose my shit whenever I see this post.
bet his dick size ain’t as big as his common sense
Happy 1 Year to me ✌🏾️
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We have reached peak insanity.
I wish the Democratic candidates for President of the United States would stop trying to bootycall me
hey, at least you’re not me
“Thousands of fans wanted to help him get on the cover of Men’s Health magazine as part of a competition in 2015. He didn’t win top prize, but he was featured in an ensemble that graced the cover of a special edition issue.
And now, Gay Times has given him the cover he deserves.”
Read the full piece here
CONGRATULATIONS AYDIAN! THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE MEN’S HEALTH COVER, BUT “ON TO THE NEXT ONE” - THIS IS AWESOME!
Well done @gaytimesmagazine!
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The Ankole-Watusi, also known as Ankole Longhorn is a breed of cattle originally native to Africa. Its large distinctive horns that can reach up to 8 ft (2.4 m) from tip to tip are used for defense and cooling by honeycombs of blood vessels. Ankole-Watusis weigh from 900 to 1,600 pounds (410 to 730 kg).
this makes me so uneASY GET THOSE SHARP THINGS AWAY FROM ME PLS
get this off my dash
Ok reptiblr, I need a bit of help. Yesterday I noticed Cannoli thrashing against the glass in his tank, so I went to check him out and saw that his lower back/back legs were twitching quite a lot. After some back and forth, it looked like perhaps he was impacted and that the twitching was voluntary - trying to adjust to get more comfortable. He also had some blood on his tail and his vent was very swollen and red. We gave him a bath and some oil, hoping that would help.
Toda I have some new observations that leave me kind of clueless as to what the problem is. As you see in the photos, he appears to have a scab near his vent. The swelling and redness from the day before isn’t there anymore. We’ve noticed that it seems like the twitching in his lower back/legs start mostly when he’s putting a lot of weight on his back legs - i.e. when he’s glass dancing, which he’s been doing quite a lot lately (he’s at that age). He’ll start out just like “hey mom I’m bored” and then the twitching starts and he’ll thrash quite a lot and try to bite the glass.
I’m giving him another bath today and we’ll put some betadine on the scab but we can’t take him to the vet until Saturday and I feel incredibly bad for him meanwhile. Does anyone have any idea what’s going on?
So guys, I figured out what the problem was. He had a sperm plug. It’s what made his vent look all nice and swollen. I’m not sure if the scab was just some dried jizz or if it’s from him rubbing during the… Well… Procedure but I have found some jizz on the floor in his tank as well. So yeah, I thought my lizard was really sick and it turned out he’s just really horny and needed to shoot a load
god damn it cannoli
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GIFS VIA.
i’m mostly posting this as a reminder to myself, but i think other men struggling with body image or people who are dysphoric about their hips can benefit from seeing this too.
this is part of a body positivity campaign launched by clothing company dressman called #justthewayyouare and if you click that link there’s more body types being represented in their ads.
i have never seen any body positivity for men like this before, marketing ploy or not it DOES help me seeing my body type (wide hips and chub and all) being represented in a public space like this, especially with the word “perfect” attached to it.
i’ve came back to this picture for a while now as a reminder that my body is a valid body, and i hope it will help someone else too.
(credits to @oneflewovergeorgieboysnest for taking this picture and putting it on facebook)
People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.
They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”
But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS.
Men’s Rights activism makes no sense to me because it’s like, what are the rights that are kept from me because I’m male? Particularly when our society makes things more accessible in general to males? and I don’t have to buy costly hygiene products every month? or be considered a joke or sex toy because of my genetalia or baby feeding practices?
http://thoughtcatalog.com/janet-bloomfield/2014/08/5-legal-rights-women-have-that-men-dont/
1. Women have the right to genital integrity. Male genital mutilation is legal even in the first world. 2. Women have the right to vote without agreeing to die (or the right not to be drafted against their will in case of war). 3. Women have the right to choose parenthood and can’t be made to pay for a child they never wanted. If a woman gives a child up for adoption, she has no financial obligations towards that child. If a man decides to not be a parent, he still has to pay and in many places can even be imprisoned if he’s unable to pay.
In addition, the most important men’s issues:
Men are 97% of combat fatalities.
Men pay 97% of Alimony
Men make 94% of work suicides.
Men make up 93% of work fatalities.
Men make up 81% of all war deaths.
Men lose custody in 84% of divorces.
80% of all suicides are men.
77% of homicide victims are men.
89% of men will be the victim of at least one violent crime.
Men are over twice as victimised by strangers as women.
Men are 165% more likely to be convicted than women.
Men get 63% longer sentences than women for the same crime.
Court bias against men is at least 6 times bigger than racial bias.
60-80% of the homeless are men.
For every 100 girls…
For every 100 women enrolled in college there are 78 men enrolled.
For every 100 females ages 15 to 19 that commit suicide 549 males in the same range kill themselves.
For every 100 females ages 20 to 24 that commit suicide 624 males of the same age kill themselves.
For every 100 girls ages 15 to 17 in correctional facilities there are 837 boys behind bars.
For every 100 women ages 22 to 24 in correctional facilities there are 1448 men in correctional facilities.