My Heart Went Oops!

18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 28/f/bi ☀️♊ 🌕♏ ⬆️♐ This blog has no theme other than what entertains me. Star Wars, Dragon Age, LotR, A:tLA, Smut, and writing.

[clownstiel-deactivated20230522]

so i went to check the tour section of the website...

[be-al2-o4]

😃

Idc that I have to fly to another state to go, I'm definitely going to see Popia.

[tasty-ribz]

He's almost ready to fight Jesus

He and his Emotional Support Plushia™

[tlirsgender]

I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it

[tlirsgender]

Something about knowing this being could destroy you and trusting them not to and in turn the monster is letting you see this part of them and trusting you not to be afraid or disgusted etc etc

[tlirsgender]

It's also about fangs sexy

[dradelcrahasmoved]

Bruh

[geoclaire]

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

[lurkerwithcomputer]

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

[glumshoe]

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

[mantis-lizbian]

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

[glumshoe]

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

[glowingghosty]

[rocketspurs]

[three-fold-symmetry]

I’ve never even watched Sailor Moon, but this idea ambushed me and I knew I would not find peace again until I made it.

I managed to make a compromise with my sick brain though and drew them in their armour instead of short little anime skirts. :)

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

[bravecrab]

Pitch: a muppet movie where the muppets play D&D, and it cuts between the muppets around the table and the fantasy being acted out, but instead of it just being the muppets dressed up in D&D fantasy costume, it's celebrity actors but the muppets do the voices, and the actors have to act how those muppets would. Imagine a barbarian played by Jason Mamoa voiced by Miss Piggy.

[modmad]

oH. OH I WANT THIS BADLY.

[ayo-cowbelly]

hey, i made a quiz (it might suck but it was fun to make lmao ;) lmk what your result was, id love to hear!)

take this quiz and get your star wars career

[ironmandeficiency]

[be-al2-o4]

Some how this is offensive yet accurate. Like force abilities? Better use my powers to help where I can. A single life spared is an entire universe of potential and good.

Ironically if I were a jedi in the clone wars I'd go full Buir on all of my clone troopers. Like. Full on treason, escape with my children and live happy lives telling them to eat their vegetables and telling them I love them and they're important individuals.

[treescantjump]

codywan week day 5: firsts @codywanweek

sometimes you sleep with your general for the first time and he tries to impress you but ends up getting stuck in his own robes

[tot3ntanz-cosplay]

backstage pics from our modern!AU star wars photoshoot😄

feat. Emo Kylo and Punk Maul

Kylo - Malefitsy

Maul - me

[fallenrepublick]

Is it okay to request some art? Just if you feel inspired! Savage, Maul and Feral together as toddlers?

Oh of course!!

In a perfect world where they all grew up together, big brother Savage is already very tired, as the twins keep fighting...

Well, more like Maul likes to bully Feral for no reason other than finding him too cheery.

And they each have a toy, as sharing rarely works. When they get older, perhaps they remember these old toys, inspired by them as names for their daughters.

[curioscurio]

This started out as a sketch but I couldn't help myself. My interpretation of Sith!Obi-Wan is the renegade war general that finally snapped and the battalion of deserter clones he adopted on his way out. The Dark Side said: "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?" And Obi-Wan said "yeAH"

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[wagonweasel]

Hey besties!! Its officially summer and as your local fish nerd and environmental science major, I thought I’d drop a quick reminder to check that any sunscreen you use is reef safe!! Our coral reefs are slowly dying bc of global warming (ocean acidification, etc) and certain chemicals present in sunscreens only exacerbate the process!! Here’s a little info-graphic from Safe the Reef to help everybody out!

https://savethereef.org/about-reef-save-sunscreen.html

If you see a sunscreen you are currently using, don’t just throw it out though. Use it in a pool or while you’re sunning, just not in the ocean or freshwater around you. Plastic and toxic waste are both issues too, so just finish what you have and never buy the brand again!! Personally, I’m trying to finish all of my Sunbum stuff before switching to a safer brand like Thinksport!

Baby sunscreens are usually reef safe too, bc babies have sensitive skin so their sunscreens tend to only have zinc oxide, the best sunscreen product.

There’s also this thing called the HEL list to keep an eye out for in your sunscreens. They’re the chemicals that are pollutants and show up in sunscreens and other skin products. NEVER FEAR THO BC THIS IS NOT A CHEM CLASS, the absolutely stunning, gorgeous, and amazing Haereticus Environmental Laboratory has gotcha covered. From their website, “Products labeled with the “Protect Land + Sea” Certification Seal mean that the product has been laboratory‐tested using analytical‐forensic techniques to verify that the product is free of the chemicals that are on the “HEL LIST.””

This little symbol right here:

http://haereticus-lab.org/protect-land-sea-certification-3/

For all you uber nerds like me who wanna know what the HEL list is, here ya go:

- Any form of microplastic sphere or beads

- Any nanoparticles like zinc oxide or titanium dioxide

-Oxybenzone

- Octinoxate

- 4-methylbenzylidene camphor

- Octocrylene

- Para-aminobenzoic acid (PABA)

- Methyl Paraben

- Ethyl Paraben

- Propyl Paraben

- Butyl Paraben

- Benzyl Paraben

- Triclosan

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk! Have fun this summer but don’t be an ass to the environment or people!

IMAGE IDs since they may not load

Reading individual bottle labels from top to bottom, left to right

Image 1: list of sunscreens

Upper three rows

All Brands containing toxic chemicals

⁃ Elta MD UV Clear Broad Spectrum SPF 46

⁃ Equate SPF 30 Sport Sunscreen

⁃ Neutrogena Ultra-sheer dry touch SPF 50

⁃ Hawaiian Tropic Sheer Touch SPF 30

⁃ NO-AD Sun care SPF 45 paraben free

⁃ Coppertone Water Babies SPF 50

⁃ Panama Jack SPF 15

⁃ Naturopathica Daily UV defense Cream SPF 50

⁃ alba botanica hawaiian sunscreen green tea SPF 45, broad spectrum

⁃ Aveeno protect and hydrate sunscreen SPF 50

⁃ ISDIN Eryfotona Actinica ultralight emulsion broad spectrum SPF 50+

⁃ Banana Boat Ultra Sport SPF 30 clinically proven

Oxybenzone-Octinoxate- Homosalate-Octocrylene (containing one or more)

⁃ shiseido SPF 50

⁃ SPF 15 Australian Gold

⁃ Sunbum SPF 30

⁃ Glossier Invisible Shield daily sunscreen+ broad spectrum SPF 35

⁃ Supergoop play SPF 50 everyday sunscreen broad spectrum

⁃ Eucerin Daily protection broad spectrum SPF (not legible) 30 or 50

Bottom three rows

100% Reef Safe

⁃ Mama Kuleana Reef Safe Sunscreen oxybenzone free SPF 30 waterproof

⁃ Raw Love made with love and aloha SPF 35 Reef Safe All Natural Mineral Sunscreen Maui, HI water resistant (40 min)

⁃ Raw Elements certified natural sunscreen Face + Body Broad Spectrum SPF 30

⁃ organic Sun Paste Manda made with thanaka

All Ocean Friendly

⁃ California Baby super sensitive SPF 30+ high protection

⁃ All good sport sunscreen SPF 30

⁃ ABC Arbonne baby care Broad spectrum SPF 30

⁃ Goddess Garden organics everyday SPF 30 natural mineral sunscreen

⁃ active Badger broad Spectrum SPF 30 zinc oxide sunscreen cream

⁃ Suntegrity natural mineral sunscreen for body broad spectrum SPF 30

⁃ SPF 30 butterbean organics original healthy sunscreen

⁃ Thinksport SPF 50+ sunscreen the standard for safe sunscreen

⁃ Kimberley Sayer of London ultra light facial moisturizer SPF 30

⁃ Sea and Summit ten mineral sun barrier UVA/UVB Broad Spectrum

⁃ Hawaii SPF 30 organic Body Block medicinal

Image 2: The Protect Land + Sea Certified Logo

⁃ lettering in grey saying Protect Land + Sea Certified surrounding the logo

⁃ black colored wave heptagon with a white silhouette of a turtle inside

⁃ on the turtle’s back is a black swirl with a white dot in the middle

Haereticus Environmental Laboratory (HEL)

Reef Safe Sunscreen Guide | Save the Reef

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr