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[ cecil ] [ he/him ] [ 26 ] [ I love my WIFE she’s so cool ] [ polyamorous and queer ]

[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[lunawickedwitchofthewest]

why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama

[yanwangdijunfensi]

tags @transezual

[fruttymoment]

One of the funniest tech shit for me is the fucked up weird file types that entirely confuses your phone so much that it asks you shit like 'Open file with : Google Docs, Plague Inc., WhatsApp, Office 365, Clash Royale, Cash App, Spotify'

[bebsi-cola]

now that the big christian holiday of christmas is coming up: be fucking nicer to people with alcoholism. it's not funny, they're not a killjoy, it's fucking ghoulish to set someone back all the excruciating work that goes into staying sober for the vibes of your silly little get together. no they do not "like a drink, huh?" do you understand this kills people it ruins lives. get some elderflower soda or something for christ's sake, every inane alcohol joke you think of will have been told 1 million times before

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah

[limblesstar]

hot take from your local mentally ill friend with swiss cheese memory; saying “if you dont remember something it means you dont care” is fucking ableist. 

[ramfeezledpolls]

Favorite holiday?

New Year/Lunar New Year

Christmas/Christmas Eve

Valentine's Day

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Easter

Summer Solstice

Winter Solstice

Hanukkah

Kwanzaa

(A holiday celebrating your country's freedom.)

Other

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

[elkian]

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

[cappuccinoandglitter]

I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

is Prev intimidating

yes

no

I don't know who Prev is

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

[heathyr]

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[xenasaur]

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

after a suicide attempt in 2016

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

“When Daddy comes in, he carries you to bed. Is there anything you feel like you could eat, Pokey? Anything at all? All you can imagine putting in your mouth is a cold plum, one with really tight skin on the outside but gum-shocking sweetness inside. And he and your mother discuss where he might find some this late in the season. Mother says hell I don’t know. Further north, I’d guess. The next morning, you wake up in your bed and sit up. Mother says, Pete, I think she’s up. He hollers in, You ready for breakfast, Pokey. Then he comes in grinning, still in his work clothes from the night before. He’s holding a farm bushel. The plums he empties onto the bed river toward you through folds in the quilt. If you stacked them up, they’d fill the deepest bin at the Piggly Wiggly. Damned if I didn’t get the urge to drive to Arkansas last night, he says. Your mother stands behind him saying he’s pure USDA crazy. Fort Smith, Arkansas. Found a roadside stand out there with a feller selling plums. And I says, Buddy, I got a little girl sick back in Texas. She’s got a hanker for plums and ain’t nothing else gonna do. It’s when you sink your teeth into the plum that you make a promise. The skin is still warm from riding in the sun in Daddy’s truck, and the nectar runs down your chin. And you snap out of it. Or are snapped out of it. Never again will you lay a hand against yourself, not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody-anybody-who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. So long as you bear the least nibblet of love for any other creature in this dark world, though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.”

excerpt from Cherry by Mary Karr, context being after a suicide attempt at age 13

[transmechanicus]

Burn the goat NOW please

[virtualgirladvance]

[aspharon]

if you had to tattoo one of your last 10 reblogs onto your body which would you choose and why

[explicitlyrics]

Im getting emotional about this korean man who speaks in such poetic english

[qjaiden]

[qjaiden]

WHO ARE THESE CHARACTERS YOU GUYS ARE TAGGING URE MAKING THEM UP ATP

[isawken]

op wasn’t kidding. this post is plagued by mumbo freaking jumbo