Beansouppy

Average Multifandom Enjoyer She/Her

[beansoupy]

No one Project Hail Mary’s like I Project Hail Mary. I support all crackships. Crossovers? I’m there. AU’s? I’m there. Coltland Gentry? I’m so there. Combining the whole Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe? I’m already considering it canon. BloodyMary? Count me in. Starstruck? I wasn’t sure at first but now I’m obsessed and in over my head. Starvation and pseudo-self-cannibalism? I’m first in line. Blood and gore? Biggest fan. Angst and whump? That’s my middle name. Grocky qpr? Yes. Fluffy cuteness? I’m in love. Action-packed, near death experiences? Let me get my popcorn. Scientifically accurate, jargon-filled fics? Ooh let me get Wikipedia out. Scientifically shit fics? I know nothing so it doesn’t matter. Major Character death? I’m locked in. Grace goes back to earth? I’m so happy for him. Stratt-hate? Justified. Stratt-forgiveness? So sweet. Aroace Grace in Space? I’m so for it. Nasty smut? I’m also locked. PROJECT HAIL MARY? IM IN LOVEEEEEEEE

[sillyysquid]

I hope no one’s done this yet

[fanfic-chan]

Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

[wilwoo]

Haha! Didn’t think that one through.

<-Part 19 & 20

(Start from the beginning)

[noodles-and-tea]

Dude that’s crazy

[helloilovefanfiction]

reunion on erid

[mybraindumpsterfire]

All right, in light of the most recent sexyman results, who's gonna be the brave soul and draw Gruncle Stan with Grace while Simon's in the back?

I see Gruncle Stan trying to sweet talk Grace, Grace not getting it, and Simon and Rocky facepalming in the back but hey, I'm excited to see the vision!

[wraithillustrates]

Is this cringe or nah

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[blipmango]

wyd when a random bloody man teleports into ur spaceship

[swiapples]

clingy grace

[mteverestaaaaahh]

if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot

warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm

[samaeloser]

simon vs a shirt, who will be victorous

[bybats]

It's hard to tie your hair with one arm but there's no problem for Simon anymore.

[beansoupy]

My doomed yaoi comes in many flavors 🫩

[saltwater-goldfishy]

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

[raviolireptile]

I had to draw this

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Seeing the world you once wished for in another person's eyes.

[potejto-potato]

Names...

It's funny how some names survive when others don't.

I had a strong vision for this one.