its gamer time baby

he/him

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[frontmansdefender]

[krumplr]

Lol

[homunculus-argument]

Y'all want to know what thought is fucking with me today?

Parrots can learn the concept of questions. I don't know about the claim that chimpanzees that were taught sign language never learned to ask questions, or the theory that it simply wouldn't occur to them that the human handlers might know things that they personally do not, or that whatever information they have might be worth knowing. But I don't even remember where I read that, and at best it's an anecdote of an anecdote, but anyway, parrots.

The exact complexity of natural parrot communication in the wild is beyond human understanding for the time being, but you can catch glimpses of how complex it is by looking at how much they learn to pick up from human speech. Sure, they figure out that this sound means this object, animal, person, or other thing. Human says "peanut" and presents a peanut, so the sound "peanut" means peanut. Yes. But if you make the same sound with a rising intonation, you are inquiring about the possibility of a peanut.

A bird that's asking "peanut?" knows there is no peanut physically present in the current situation, but hypothetically, there could be a peanut. The human knows whether there will be a peanut. The bird knows that making this specific human sound with this specific intonation is a way of requesting for this information, and a polite way of informing the human that a peanut is desired.

"I get a peanut?" is a polite spoken request. There is no peanut here, but there could be a peanut. The bird knows that the human knows this. But without the rising intonation of a question, the statement "I get a peanut." is a firm implied threat. There is no peanut here, but there better fucking be one soon. The bird knows that the human knows this.

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[silkypicrew]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

[wizard-at-large]

This, too, is yuri

[floradore-deactivated20250815]

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday

[fruitful-gummies]

Ancient Greece tumblr dashboard simulator

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Imo kinda problematic to worship Apollo :/ I mean he brings the plague upon people and shoots them with arrows

🌅 thesunboy Follow

I hope you and your family get the plague

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AUUUGUGUHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHG. AAAAAAAAAGGHHHGHHG AGONY

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I’m gonna go pick some flowers today :)

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underworld

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Built this today

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Up here flying and shit. With my new wax wings

🕊 ickyrizz Follow

The sun looks so beautiful

🕊 ickyrizz Follow

Haha uh,. Uh. It’s kinda hot up here. Haha ^_^

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🌅 thesunboy Follow

WHO THE HELL IS THIS

#THEY JUST SHOWED UP IN THR CLOUDS WHO ARE YOU #WHAT THE FUCK #???!!?!? #??? HOWD YOU EVEN GET HERE

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🍇 dinosaurysus

who would even want a golden touch. what would you do with that. choose turning into a dolphin instead or something

🍇 dinosaurysus

look at this guy his posts turn into gold too😭😭😭

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BEEP

🍇 dinosaurysus

why are you on my post

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Psycopomp winner FINALE

Vote below

Hermes

Charon

Voting ended onDec 1, 2023

🥾 heymes Follow

Why am I losing. Guys

🥾 heymes Follow

Guys I thought we were in agreement

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The other guy makes you pay for a ride why are you voting for him

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Please

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Look at my boat boy

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[redraspberryrave-deactivated202]

[tsunflowers]

I had a dream that I was at a zoo in Australia but every time you went into one of their public restrooms there was a staff member who trapped you in there until you could solve a logic puzzle that took 10-20 minutes and when I complained they said it was a covid safety measure

[carnival-phantasm]

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

[carnival-phantasm]

X

[toriel-2]

Hey guys. we noticed every other website is failing. we really wanted to throw our hat in the ring here and see how bad we can fuck this shit up

[ryan-sometimes]

[snwlvl-deactivated20240125]

capitalism breeds innovation

[ferrumanulum]

Yeah that will do it.

[citric-crow]

improved

[simplyghosting]

Tags via @bookdragon1811

[syphabelnyades]

[catchymemes]

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[kingscrown666]

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

[cryptid-quest]

Cryptid of the Day: Cat-Headed Snake

Description: Reported in the Swiss Alps is a strange creature, said to resemble a snake with a cat’s head. In April of 1711, Jean and Thomas Tinner killed a creature at Hauwelen on Frumsemberg Mountain, Switzerland. It measured at 7 ft long and had a black color.

[beastboyhours]

Snat