I'm Tired.

[guerrillatech]

[nchntd]

In the club

[alexaloraetheris]

I’ve been looking for this!!!!

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[just-antithings]

asdfghjkls “it’s going” is how I respond 90 percent of the time

don’t call me out like this

[bedpsyching]

Why

[butchfagminotaur]

HELLO?!?!?

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[bringing-myself-joy]

Check out my keychains I’ve been making 😊😊   They come in 4 different colors 💖 and they’re only $8 

I’ve been playing with a lot of resin stuff recently and I honestly love it!  I have something else coming soon I think y’all will like (🐸)

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[folkremedies]

#the whole club was looking at hearse (via)

[memeclassheroes]

[rashemibabe]

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

[s8riel]

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ladyantiheroine]

This is a young adult novel, someone write it.

[sergle]

freesias / simple leaves for the series. 🌼🌼 please don’t tag as me/kin, thank you! | ko-fi

[fuuvcckdkkkzko]

[hardcoreisawful-deactivated2018]

[deejay]

What’s the mood Today?

[ruinedchildhood]

[soft-xbaby]

fuck

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .