take that, pessimism guy

picked up a YA novel in 2008 and never escaped

[miemomeep]

Blue and Gansey!

[fairycosmos]

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

[beemovieerotica]

adults love seeing a small child or teenager who is so visibly anxious and uncertain of themselves and quiet so they can tell them "HEY!! 👹 YOU BETTER GET SOME CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW! 🗣 AND SPEAK UP! 🤬 YEAH YOU! 👊 SHY KID 💥 EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS SHY KID 👈 WHO I'M GOING TO FIX 🙏 WITH THE POWER OF LOUD !!! 😤 YOU'D BEST BELIEVE IT! 😱 NOW SHOUT, SHY KID!!! 🤯 SHOUT AT ME!!! 👽 HUUAAHH&HHH 🗯 NOW TEAR ASUNDER THE HUSK OF YOUR FORMER SELF ☠️ YEAH RIGHT NOW 👇 WHY DON'T YOU FEEL CONFIDENT 💣 I AM GIVING YOU THE CURE" and the shy kid has to pretend like this isn't the millionth time they've had this exact conversation

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[ellyinnit]

"Romance is only good if it has smut"

You OBVIOUSLY have not read Crooked Kingdom, where Kaz's lips brush Inej's neck, he has a panic attack, leaves, starts a fight with his ENTIRE GANG and WINS

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[together-then]

the birth of slutty puppycat

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[bowlby4]

[simoneashwinis]

been very shadowhunter pilled and now very malec pilled so I decided to read the stories of malec adopting their kids and I can't stop grinning at how cute they are?? wdym someone left max on the doorstep of the academy saying no one could love him and alec immediately falls in love when he sees him. rafe disliking alec at first but loving magnus instantly through a phone screen. max being absolutely doted over by the lightwoods to the point where they all find it tragic that clary doesn't want to hold a baby?? lets not even get into jace and how he wants to turn max into a shadowhunter and max believing he can be one. max desperately wanting a sibling and congratulating alec on finding one. max fascinated by shadowhunters getting a shadowhunter brother fascinated by magic. lightwood-bane family you're everything.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over