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DOCTOR WHO (2005-) “Turn Left” (4.11)

[jothstrap]

my friend Alicia made this video to show you the correct way to pronounce "axolotl"! it's a Nahuatl word that gets mispronounced so often, often for puns right here on tumblr dot com, so I wanted to share this with you all because it's important to respect Indigenous languages. you can find her artwork here!

[jaubaius]

A collection of me turning into random objects.

[actualnymph]

[turians]

Here’s a video of them in action!

[doesturquoisework]

The video!!!!

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[cheshirelibrary]

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ampervadasz]

[barryogg]

This is a work of art

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[keyofmgy]

CARL

[mareep-is-transfem]

cArL FUCK!

[official-lucifers-child]

DON’T YOU DARE SHUT THE FUCKIN’ DOOR, C A R L

[chromaticabrasions]

MY A S S

[queenstravelingdarling]

Y’all laughing but this is how 2020 gonna end.

[echo-at-the-pond]

I’M GONNA KILL THE FUCKING HUMANS AND I’M GONNA START WITH YOU CARL

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[useyernamesteven]

I WANT SO BAD TO HUG HIM!!!!

[petermorwood]

I wouldn’t recommend hugging a porpentine. It might turn fretful.

Working on a phrasebook, however, seems an almost practical undertaking…

[vr-trakowski]

God bless you little porcupine

Let nothing you dismay

You have evolved convergently

And that is all ok

While hedgehogs get the photo ops

And higher average pay

You bring tidings of squeaking and joy

Squeaking and joy

You bring tidings of squeakiness and joy

Text and image by wangleberry; prints available here.  

[petermorwood]

This is delightful, and I am delighted. :-D

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

LMAOOOO cnn said trump just tried to personally tweet from the potus account and twitter immediately deleted the tweet. what did he say on the potus account i wanna know

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

trump has apparently now tried tweeting from FOUR different government accounts

[biblicallyaccurate-candylady]

@robotcatgirls how dare you try and just leave this in the tags lolol

[badjokesbyjeff]

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, “My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought.”

[cascadiarch]

[everythingfox]

Worth a try

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[soaringsearingphoenix]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

[incarnate-clay]

Why would you abandon this in the tags? 

[tikkety-tok]