MOVED!

YOU CAN NOW FIND THIS BLOG AT @cobraes / @theirlives

[becomebadass-a]

THIS  BLOG  IS  OFFICIALLY  ARCHIVED!    i  will  be  moving  all  crossover  characters  to  my  usual  cobra  kai  multi  which  is  now  at    @cobraes    (  and  several  others  if  you’re  interested  )    over    on:    @theirlives.    i  would  strongly  recommend  following  both  the  hub    &    the  blog/s  you’re  interested  in  interacting  with  just  to  make  it  a  bit  more  obvious  to  me  which  fandom/s  you’re  following  for.

[ariangrande]

TEEN WOLF Season 3, Episode 23

[becomebadass-a]

the  cobra  kai  brainrot  is  sinking  in  once  more      (    it  never  left    )      so  like  this  for  a  starter.      lengths  are  gonna  vary  because  i  really  truly  suck  at  actually  coming  up  with  ideas  for  starters,    despite  wanting  to  write  them  and  i  would  super  appreciate  if  you  specified  a  muse    /    or  gave  me  some  suggestions  to  choose  from.

[becomebadass-a]

LIKED:      starter  call. FOR:      @queencvbra

"      HAVE  YOU  CONSIDERED  AN  OPENING  NUMBER  FOR  YOUR  NEXT  LITTLE      .  .  .      COMPETITION  THING?      "      not  much  about  that  sentence  is  polite,    though  it’s  clear  that  doesn’t  bother  sharpay,    eyes  focused  on  the  prize    &    that  is      (    as  always    )      her  seeking  an  opportunity  to  𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎.      "      𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵  𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦  𝘪𝘵  𝘯𝘰𝘸!      "      arm  slides  around  the  other  girl’s  shoulders  uninvited,    while  the  other  sweeps  out  dramatically  in  front  of  them  to  really  paint  the  imaginary  scene.      "      for  one  all  valley  and  one  all  valley  only,    𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐲  𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬.    i’m  thinking  something  edgy,    pop  meets  rock,    and  a  dance  number  inbetween.    obviously.    maybe  i  can  even  get  troy  to  perform  it  with  me.      "      the  way  she  talks,    it’s  as  if  it’s  already  a  𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎  𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕;      as  if  tory  herself  can  provide  approval  for  such  a  𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱  parade.      "      plus,    it  would  be  a  great  opportunity  to  advertise  this  year’s  winter  musical.      "

[becomebadass-a]

LIKED:    starter  call. FOR:      @mecwmellc    (    miguel  diaz    )

"      IS  HE  ALWAYS  SO  ARTICULATE?      "      question  directs  towards  miguel,    though  weary  eyes  are  focusing  solely  on  johnny  lawrence  as  he  hands  out  flyers  to  anyone  he  can  on  the  soccer  pitch.    it’s  an  interesting  marketing  approach,    she’ll  give  them  that.    a  little  on  the  𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢  side,    but  for  some  reason,    that’s  drawing  her  in  more,    eventually  looking  down  to  examine  the  dojo  logo  with  bemused  expression.      "      eagles  have  fangs?      "      that’s  a  new  one.    eyes  scan  the  rest  of  the  information,    taking  a  moment  to  mull  it  over  before  giving  a  simple  nod.      "    y’know      ⸻      normally  i  𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻’𝘁  join  out  of  principle.    I  kind  of  have  this  𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥  𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞  to  rebel  against  the  one  thing  everybody  else  is  doing,    but      .  .  .      the  thought  of  being  able  to  kick  kyler    &    his  horndog  friends  in  the  face  𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵  facing  another  suspension?    that’s  a  pretty  good  selling  point  for  me.    you  should've  opened  with  that.    where  do  i  sign  up?      "

[tulipfarm]

Mimi Keene as Ruby Matthews in Sex Education: Season 3

[becomebadass-a]

LIKED:      starter  call. FOR:      @queencvbra

"      MY  BROTHER  SAYS  YOU  CAN’T  BEAT  KARATE  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  REGULATED,    SANCTIONED  VIOLENCE  FOR  CHILDREN.      "      there’s  almost  something  sinister  in  the  smirk  that  tugs  at  carl’s  mouth,    eyes  brimming  with  a  look  that  can  only  spell  𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎.      "      apparently  it’s  the  only  way  i’m  allowed  to  make  people  cry  now.    that,    𝘰𝘳  𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘱    &    𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳,    and      .  .  .      i’m  not  really  sure  what  slander  means.      "      how  quick  smug  becomes  𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻,    brows  knitting  together.    he  shrugs  it  off  a  beat  later  though.    his  siblings  worry  𝐭𝐨𝐨  𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡  in  his  opinion,    but  if  calling  some  old  guy  sensei  gets  fiona  off  his  back  for  a  while?    might  as  fucking  well.      "      is  it  true  the  dude  that  teaches  this  shit  is,    like,    ninety  or  something?      "

[becomebadass-a]

the  cobra  kai  brainrot  is  sinking  in  once  more      (    it  never  left    )      so  like  this  for  a  starter.      lengths  are  gonna  vary  because  i  really  truly  suck  at  actually  coming  up  with  ideas  for  starters,    despite  wanting  to  write  them  and  i  would  super  appreciate  if  you  specified  a  muse    /    or  gave  me  some  suggestions  to  choose  from.

[anthonysperkins]

Mason Gooding’s Quick and Effective Workout Routine

[lolastung]

THE OC (2003-2007) — 1.02, “The Model Home”

[memeapple2]

Send "GET WAFFLED IDIOT" to throw a fucking waffle at my muse at full speed!

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

what the fuck is going on here?

i knew you'd fuck me over eventually.

you're such an ass.

shut the fuck up.

at least i'm not an asshole like you.

are you fucking kidding me?

that was a really shitty thing to say.

don't you have shit to do?

get your head out of your ass.

that would be really fucking cool.

you're such an asshole.

do you always do shit like this?

that's bullshit and you know it.

get fucked.

you treated me like shit.

would you just fucking stop for a second?

shit like that pisses me off.

you're a fucking idiot.

well, where the fuck is it?

you smell like shit.

don't bullshit me. tell me the truth.

you're really starting to piss me off.

wait until shit hits the fan.

are you shitting me?

who the fuck are you?

stop fucking around.

that was shitty of you.

i really can't be assed.

look at me for two fucking seconds.

i'vd had enough of your bullshit for one day.

don't piss me off.

i've been a shit friend to you.

i fucking love you, okay?

shit! that hurt!

well, fuck me.

why are you so pissed?

what the fuck happened?

where did you hear that shit?

fuck if i know.

i can tell you're pissed.

shit happens.

i won't tolerate that shit.

well that's just fucking great.

that was a fucking lie.

it smells like piss in here.

would you close the fucking door?

you're such a fucking asshole.

i'm taking a shit.

oh, fuck off.

you drive like an asshole.

your hair looks like shit.

put that fucking thing back.

stop waving that shit around!

you look like an asshole.

stop fucking yelling!

oh, for fuck's sake.

you've gotta be shitting me.

just fuck me over like usual.

i've never been so pissed in my life.

the fuck is going on here?

i'm too old for this shit.

you didn't have to be such an asshole about it.

that was fucking uncalled for.

[becomebadass-a]

the  cobra  kai  brainrot  is  sinking  in  once  more      (    it  never  left    )      so  like  this  for  a  starter.      lengths  are  gonna  vary  because  i  really  truly  suck  at  actually  coming  up  with  ideas  for  starters,    despite  wanting  to  write  them  and  i  would  super  appreciate  if  you  specified  a  muse    /    or  gave  me  some  suggestions  to  choose  from.

[notmorbid]

mouthful of birds.

dialogue prompts from mouthful of birds by samanta schweblin.

it's shit. just shit. the very worst kind.

there's not much to it. they get tired of waiting, and they leave you.

i'm sick and tired of hearing about your stupid problems.

we can't keep putting up with this. it's unsustainable.

that's how it always is, dear. it's inevitable.

i'm not anyone's sidekick. i'm just trying to help.

don't be scared. it's okay.

get going before ___ comes back.

you don't seem very happy.

it turns out, i'm still a dumbass.

stop jerking me around. what's going on?

my money is none of your business.

i can't afford to make another mistake.

make yourself at home.

you must be tired.

i'll fight for all of us.

objectivity is the foundation of any good plan.

we don't know one another. not really.

if you don't try now, you'll pay for it later.

everything unseemly moves at night.

i can't allow myself strong emotions.

it's dangerous for you to live alone.

we have to take things step by step.

no one's going to hurt you anymore.

i always think about how i feel in the moment.

from the beginning, please.

one time i tried saying what i felt. it was bad.

i like it when someone else does all the talking.

intimacy is part of being friends.

the problem with the world is that it's in crisis for love.

these are not good times for sensitive people.

i can work for you. i'm sure there's something i can do.

call me by my first name, if that's alright with you.

i'll tell a story for a beer.

i think i'm about to die.

wake up. it was all a bad dream.

you know you don't have to explain anything here.

horror and beauty: what a combination.

i'm grateful to you for thinking of me.

i slept, but i didn't rest.

[bassettmemes]

WE GOT THAT BRATITUDE !! ↳ prompts from bratz: the movie (2007)

"we were a team. we always had each other's backs."

"karma has no menu. you get served what you deserve."

"it is a big deal. friendship is a big deal."

"we have to make time for each other."

"like when you canceled your ski trip to help [name] study for finals. that’s what friends do."

"i mean, everyone at school is only friends with the people in their group, but we’ve decided to be friends with everyone."

"you and your friends have put aside all your differences and made it work."

"we gotta stand up for ourselves. show some attitude."

"fashion’s like your superpower. you shouldn’t have to hide it."

"now, being president of the school is a huge responsibility. and it is one that I take very seriously."

"neither one of you ever thinks anything through. it’s always me having to pick up the pieces."

"i'm not a snob, i'm just better than you are."

"that is so like you! you’ve always been the queen of denial."

"don’t get your pants in a twist. perfection takes time, and I’m worth every single second."

"keep talking! someday you’ll say something intelligent."

"what are you talking about, [name]? at least we don’t buy our friends with our daddy’s bank account."

"that’s interesting. we haven’t talked in two years ever since you dumped us to be the queen of the dorks!"

"you know what? you’re not as bad as people say you are. you’re worse!"

[memetaped]

cobra kai taken from the tv show.

it’s karate. old-school karate.

you got a death wish, kid?

here, hold this ice on your ribs.

karate isn’t only about self-defense. it’s about protecting others.

you may get hurt, but nobody wins by doing nothing.

i’ll get the hell out of here when i’m goddamn good and ready.

because sometimes the scars you can’t see are the ones that hurt the most.

see you, kid.

you’ve learned to channel your anger, but you’re afraid.

my shoulder’s killing me.

well, always remember our first lesson, you. this is for self-defense only.

if you’re not strong on the inside, you can’t be strong on the outside.

i’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.

i can’t believe i’m saying this, but you’re grounded.

you know those little red stickers that say “further reduced”? that means “spoiled”.

real nice friend you’ve made.

i’ve been having a real rough night.

well, i just feel like i’m coming down with a fever.

you’re saying that in life, i can’t do everything by myself and i have to rely on other people?

you can’t let that bad blood change who you are.

the more help, the better. but first, you need a gi.

i’m asking you to become more than just a soldier, son. you understand that?

also, this is really gonna sting.

look, i know you’re pissed at me. you have a right to be.

hey, rambo. kids are getting hurt.

karate is not a phase. it’s a way of life. you can leave it for a while, but it never really leaves you.

the biggest battle is always the one within.

i broke a kid’s nose. who knew these things were lethal weapons?

you don’t have to worry about me. i can handle myself.

this next part is gonna be really, really hard, okay? but this is the best way forward.

and i kept it under wraps. i didn’t want you to lose focus. needed you at your best.

just don’t forget. being a badass doesn’t mean being an asshole.

hey, wanna get some food? i know a good burger joint.

trust me, sweetheart, you don’t know the half of it.

i was in a bad place. there’s no question about that.

look, i know you’re not 100%, but you got the heart of a champion.

they kicked the fucking shit out of me.

i don’t know how i’m gonna keep going. i don’t feel safe.

and it turned me into an angry and violent kid.

you can get through anything. you know why? ‘cause you got me.

everyone’s got a sob story. that doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.

i did what you taught me. i showed mercy. why did this happen to me?

some people have it good, but the rest of us, we have to fight for every inch of what’s ours.

don’t blame yourself. blame me.

i warned you, but you just had to push it and make it personal.

instead of burying your heads in the sand, and pretending that bullying doesn’t exist, or that you could just get rid of it, what you need to do is teach kids how to defend themselves.

i’m still kind of freaked out about it.

you see what i just did there? that’s called de-escalation.

when something bad happens, you have two choices. you let it tear you down or you let it build you up.

you get back up, and you try it again.

it’s been a little rough lately. it’s nice to have people look out for you.

maybe my right way is different from yours.

the world shows no mercy. so, why should we?

problem is, my “self” is too weak.

i don’t even know who you are anymore.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR GETTING DEFENSIVE *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

i said i'm fine. you don't have to keep asking.

i told you i'm all right. would you just leave?

you didn't have to come all this way for that.

i'm good! i don't need your help!

you don't have to get all defensive about it.

you just go on ahead. i'll be fine on my own.

i said it's nothing.

i can fix this myself.

just go somewhere else and leave me alone.

do me a favor and stop asking me that.

i told you what i know.

i'm just trying to help you. that's it.

i don't know any more than that.

would you just leave me alone?

if you'd just give me a second, i'll handle it.

i offer my help, and this is how you thank me?

stop pushing me away. you can't do this alone.

you keep saying you're fine, but i know you're not fine.

stop lying to me! i can see right through it!

you're just making it harder on yourself.

i handle everything myself. this time is no different.

you've got a real attitude problem, you know that?

we could get this done faster if you'd just let me help.

i'm not hiding anything.

that's not what i said at all.

that's a lie and you know it.

i don't need you to babysit me.

would you just go?

you're absolutely insufferable. you know that, right?

i hate it when you push me away like this.

how many times do i have to tell you i'm fine?

stop treating me like a baby.

i don't need you breathing over my shoulder.

get out of here before i make you leave.

there's nothing in there!

i'm not lying!

don't bullshit me. i know what you did.

we're going to get to the bottom of this.

i told you everything i know. can i go now?

i'm not saying another word.

i can't help you if you don't let me.

go away. get out of here.

i'm better equipped at facing these things alone.

you didn't see anything.

i wish you would just talk to me and tell me what's going on.

i can help you. i'd really like to help you.

just take a few deep breaths.

i'm not here to cause a problem. i'm here to help.