SWEET

Im Kris, Im leaning.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[happydragon]

New meme alert

This is one of my favorite pics from the Olympics. This and the surfer walking through the air

[heatedhockey]

Context: This was Snoops reaction to Katie Ledecky winning the 1500 by over 10 seconds

[zvaigzdelasas]

Oh yall have been having discourse? I've been busy being productive at work [lying] and also enjoying the beauty of fresh air and the green of nature [also lying]

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[mollybeenoel]

Source: poeticalphotos

[powerbook145]

@bedbugbiting

[shamebats]

[johannestevans]

[crazy-brazilian]

[nato-proxy-war-enjoyer]

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

[space-is-out-there]

As a teacher: the big sharpener should have just made her laugh. It’s funny.

But the 70 sharpeners thing is where it gets a bit dicey because yes it was obviously the child joking and having a sharpener collection but on the other you have to think: Why does this child have so many blades on school property?? Obviously you can know the child won’t do anything awful but you don’t know what some other person might do if they get it or if administration that DONT know your child finds it

[jdeko]

what nefarious thing is a child going to do with 70 intact sharpeners already at school? sneak into the bathroom where they hid a 2x4 and a tool box to build a macuahuitl?

[mobjack878]

hold on i need to google something

[mobjack878]

yeah this is funny

[the-quasar-hero]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[dreamyslothbunny]

WRONG! Time travel beam

[the-quasar-hero]

[charlesoberonn]

This post amuses me because it's actually the exact opposite of Samurai Jack's premise.

[sipping-ambrosia-wine]

[velvetys]

I got that stank up on me

[relelvance]

[rosecolouredheart]

If I had the power to teleport I would be so irresponsible about using it. What're they gonna do, corner me?

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

[dsmsix]

[crossroadsbishounen]

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

[homeboygirl]

society if gnobody gave a fuck

[punkinvsblogging]

I feel like a mermaid lol

I wonder if people will even like these.

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[asingularcanadian]

One of the wonderful podcasts I listen to has an episode on this