“It’s perfect.”
a.k.a. the 2018 Candlenights Liveshow can have my entire life
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“It’s perfect.”
a.k.a. the 2018 Candlenights Liveshow can have my entire life
There’s no excuse for them hair salon workers that refuse to do our hair simply because “there’s not that much they can do”, Proof is here, look at it and dissect it! i suggest y'all start learning how to do a cornrow or two.
What I appreciate about Nott and Caleb is that at some point Nott asked herself “how can I appear to be but a humble halfling or perhaps a little human girl” and the answer she came up with was “I wrap myself in bandages, I cover my face with the face of a broken porcelain doll” and Caleb presumably went “yeah that’s what halflings and children look like, partial mummy nightmare creatures” and then they both high fived about being so good at disguises
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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺
men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
christians: i believe in God
Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO
This whole post is gold
This post is so damn accurate omg
It is so ✨ACCURATE✨
Straight people: you’re bi? Cool.
Straight TM people: you’re bi? Let’s have a 3some.
teachers: leave when the bell rings please
teachers™: tHe bELl doESnt diSSmiSs yOu, i dO
vegans: hello i dont want to eat meat thank you :)
vegans™: IM A VEGAN ELLIE HOW COULD YOU EVER EAT CHEESE IN FRONT OF ME OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DUMB BITCH THERE ARE PIG HEARTS RIPPED OUT OF A LIVE PIG IN THERE!
Straight girls: oh you’re gay? lol ok idc we’re still friends
Straight Girls™: oh you’re GAY? oh jeez stop flirting haha,, wow stare much?? wow you’re like obsessed with me
“Caleb …”
Caleb looked up from his book to find Beau standing in his doorway. Her eyes were squeezed shut and her expression was closed off. He knew this face, he saw it every day when Jester, Fjord, and Yasha were in chains. This was Beau trying to pretend she wasn’t having emotions.
“Are you okay?”
“I’m gonna need you to not ask that goddamn question and just do me a favor.”
He cleared his throat and sat up straight on his bed. “Very well. Do you want to sit?”
Beau shook her head and then sat down anyway, finally opening her eyes. “Can I have Frumpkin? Just for a few minutes? I feel… Fuck, I just need him. Don’t ask why.”
He opened his mouth to ask a question but decided not to. Right now she was stressed but not violent, he didn’t want to push her over the edge that she was obviously teetering on. “Ja, certainly.” He summoned his cat with a flick of his wrist and told him to climb into Beau’s lap.
She dug her fingers into his fur and pressed her forehead against his back to feel his purring. She let out a shaking breath and her entire body sagged like she’d just dropped a giant weight.
They sat there silently together for a few minutes before Caleb turned back to his book. It was a few minutes later when Beau pulled her feet up into the bed and curled at the end with her back to him (not unlike a cat herself) and with Frumpkin resting against her stomach and purring louder.
He wanted to try asking her something now but was worried anything he said would shatter their companionable silence. They were quiet together for nearly an hour before she finally got back to her feet, leaving the cat curled on the bed. “Thanks. Sorry.”
“Do you-” He paused, his voice sounding so loud in his own ears. “Do you want to have him for the night?”
She looked surprised. “Would you be okay with that?”
“If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t have offered.”
“Well-”
“Just take the cat.”
She hesitated still so he snapped and Frumpkin disappeared from the bed and reappeared around her neck like a purring scarf. She reached up to gently rub her finger against Frumpkin’s cheek. “Alright. Thanks, I guess.” She started to leave but paused in the doorway. “If I talk to Frumpkin… can you hear me?”
“No. Not if I don’t want to. You can tell him whatever you like.”
“Cool,” then she finally left.
Caleb was still curious what had gotten under her skin but decided to wait until she ready to talk to him instead of just his cat.
the joke writes itself. dont fuck with the Lady’s belongings
I think one of my absolute favourite things about TAZ is that Griffin got to write a campaign in which the three free agents, the three moving parts that he relied on to make his story work, were the three people he knows best in the whole universe. People talk about Griffin’s story being ‘on rails’ but it’s not. It’s just that - unlike most DMs - Griffin can predict his family’s behaviour in advance in a way most people couldn’t hope to do. If he were playing with a different group, the story never would have turned out the way it did, but because he knows his family, he could fairly accurately predict the big decisions.
He writes a voidfish into the story, because he knows his brother is kind to animals, knows he’d never leave a sentient baby jellyfish on a planet about to get eaten, not even narratively. He’s not writing Travis into a corner, Travis would never consider doing anything else. He writes Taako a sister - a best friend, a twin, a soul mate - because he knows that Justin is a big brother to his very core, knows that his instincts will always fall in line with sibling loyalty and devotion, even when he’s playing an aloof elf who doesn’t care about anyone. He writes his dad into the trickiest position of them all - facing true horror, sitting across the table from the end of the world - and he knows that his father will respond with compromise and understanding, with love and joy and compassion, because he’s seen that grace in his father his whole life. Griffin was betting on those qualities that he already knew his family possessed, and it was the safest bet he ever made! Because they were amazing, and he always knew they would be.
Taliesin made that happen, you can’t change my mind
bonus:
“You only could’ve done this with a 20, you motherfucker.”
This was a greeeeat momoment!
do you ever feel like you’re relationship with your cat is hindering building stronger relationships with human people
i tell him that ALL THE TIME
My friends and I were discussing it and we definitely believe Caddy isn't meant to stick around; he has a home to retire to and his story is meant to have an ending. Not only that Matt liked a tweet with resurrecting buried gays so I 👏 believe 👏 my 👏 husband 👏 is 👏 coming 👏 back 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
When Tal made Molly to replace Percy in the first campaign he wanted the other characters to hate him, Molly was a risk. Clay is a super safe option, hes agreeable and aesthetically pleasing and nice. He wouldnt leave any holes in the team if he left bc they have a cleric, and its not like he a defensive wall, he’s down as much as Molly and tries to be the moral compass/mediator of the group. He’s got a story that can be wrapped up quickly, but could be drawn out if needed.
Listen I love Clay, I want him to stick around in one way or another, but he very much feels like a temp charature that could be more permanent if he needs to be. I think at this point it’s in Matt’s hands and I’ve never known him to waste potential like Molly has
Dude ive been thinking this especially after last episode
Bigfoot made me a monte cristo
Barclay really needs more love, he is just trying his best NED. And this is my own take of him btw. 100%.
doodles a little aubrey last week ::)
I love it
it’s just one of those croissant days
we love a recovery
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Deadheading
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Deadheading is a short comic i made this past year, finally getting around to uploading it now!
!!!! Beautiful
You asked for Kravitz
heck
Hell darling, hell
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Fuuuuck yes