a beans

this is a hatsune miku fan blog. bea 22 she/it nermal kinnie.

[beeeeeans]

im beans! :3

hi!

i go by beatrice or marceline or any nicknames of those, and my pronouns are she/it. i’m a 22 year old trans dyke with a penchant for biting, currently living in seattle and i will kiss you on the lips if you ask nice enough <3

my posts are in #bean spilling, and my selfies are in #the beans herself. asks are always open and welcome, and they can be found in #can opener, but you can also just dm me anytime! i love talking to people and making new friends :3

i do have USED TO HAVE an nsfw but tumblr decided it hates women so it got deleted :/ i might remake someday though

also go follow my lovely partners @scromch @hamigojade @thephoebesomething <- (made my header) @stabbycat @miss-wizard @spiderapologist <3

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

Its nuts no one has pointed out the massive plotholes in Phineas and Ferb.

First of all, its not Summer in June, its Winter. How could they have missed this?

Also, there aren't 104 days in the Summer holidays (you can't make me say vacation), its only 6 weeks.

[hotgirlcastiel]

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[desolationlesbian]

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

[desolationlesbian]

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

[maidthings]

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

[maidthings]

all timer

[maidthings]

[maidthings]

[puckeater]

i was like, mcafee? as in the anti-virus software? and then a cursory glance at his wikipedia page was similar to being punched in the face multiple times

[pjackk]

I DONT WANT TO BE A DISUSTING PIG ANY MORE

[pjackk]

Ive been horible to everyone in my life because im just another pieece of shit stuck to a ass i was built so fucked up as an idioy so wortglwss im a pest nobody gives 1 fuck about and since im metal + immune to bullets #Execution does not work on me well i guess im stuck forever as a badly fucked shit head

[salamanding]

this comic was originally meant to be a metaphor about my current depressive slump, but o was ironically too depressed to do more than 7 pages. i also didn't realize that it's kind of just Kafka's Metamorphosis but ✨for girls✨

[transgenderization]

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

[tanblaque]

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

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