three frogs

tsc/trc/soc/pjo italian american she/her

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's a nice day on tumblr dot com

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[tothecottage]

filled with glee imagining shane and ilya invited to a world cup game and shane is just making a bitch face the entire time. arms crossed brows furrowed lips permanently in pout mode as he mutters and goes "i would've made that goal" to ilya every five minutes. every time a player goes down and is grabbing their knee in a dramatic passion shane rolls his eyes and is like "i bet that didn't even hurt" and the whole time ilya is loving it he loves his bitchy shane so much #hisbitchyshane

[fujoshane]

shane hypocritically tries to scold ilya about using chatgpt he's like "baby....the water usage is like really outrageous. one search alone--" and ilya flips his phone around and is like "look shanya i made you as Minion"

[what-even-is-thiss]

While the east coast is baking, over here I’m having weirdly mild weather.

Of course around these parts weirdly mild weather in July is still a high of 95 degrees.

[willgrahamscock]

theres something so sinister about how many ai influencers there are and all of them, and I mean every single one of them are oversexualized women with eerily perfect symmetrical faces and exaggerated body proportions

[loftilypsychicscheme]

1998: "Save Matt Damon" 2014: "Find Matt Damon" 2015: "Rescue Matt Damon" 2026: "Let Matt Damon save himself"

[wulfhalls]

"basically space aliens"

[angelwalking]

(source) its so funny how actual Greek and Homeric scholars are talking about this movie vs the fact that people on tumblr are acting like Nolan personally dug up Homer's actual bones and pissed on them

[rockstar-vamp]

Don’t spoil the odyssey? Brother you’ve had 3000 years to read it

[twostarsinthesky]

the fact that people are in the odyssey tags criticising the nolan movie for its changes to the original myth (valid) only to then turn around and recommend epic: the musical of all things as a “more accurate” alternative is hysterical like please. let’s be serious now

[cerusee]

Okay. For my money, the entire thesis of Chris Nolan’s 2026 film The Odyssey is that society chokes and sputters and dies when we abuse, ignore, or violate social norms like the laws of hospitality. That is not really what The Odyssey (the book/poem) is about, but I can clearly see why in the horror that is the 2020s, someone could read The Odyssey and go oh my god that’s a lot of bad dropping in. That’s a lot of bad visits. That’s a clear vision of how the loss of social norms and cohesion fucks you up and how war, literal, brutal war, is a terrible wound that destroys your humanity and your understanding of what civilization and society is. I don’t know that the iteration of Greek society that ultimately birthed the poem would agree with Nolan’s take, but I think this movie is quite ideologically coherent, that Nolan knew exactly what he was trying to say with each and every adaptational change, and I think he wasn’t nuts for using one of the most famous classical western civilization works as a way to make that argument.

[libraryleopard]

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[allstarrocks]

dogshane being told to worship ilyas feet.... down on all fours licking at them desperately, well trained enough to know he'll get in trouble if he uses his teeth.... once theyre all wet and sticky he's allowed to rut against them to get off and then he has to clean them up all over again.....

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of folks seem to assume that Tonald Drump and Xi Jinping hate each other but as with most authoritarians their respective realities about each other shift any time it would be politically convenient.